Reggie Bush to get married??

Rumors are that former USC great and youtube legend Reggie Bush will be marrying sex-tape celebrity Kim Kardashian sometime soon. Kim is hot. But I could never marry someone that has a sex tape out, especially if I'm not on that tape. Can you imagine the taunting Bush will be getting throughout NFL stadiums? Maybe this is a PR ploy to get reporters to stop talking about Bush's "alleged" benefits he received while at USC. By the way Bush still plays for the Saints if anyone cares.

Red Sox Nation

Why is this guy a security guard and not a linebacker in the NFL? OK maybe not the NFL but this dude seriously could of played in college...ok fine high school. Just sit back and enjoy the video. Good thing the guy was drunk...it's always a good thing to be drunk actually.

Mariah Carey and baseball

Mariah is hot, no doubt about that. But, no one is going to confuse her for an athlete anytime soon. Check out the video of her throwing out the first pitch in Japan. The impressive part is doing it all in high heels. I wonder if her husband, Nick Cannon, has any athletic abilities? I'm out kids enjoy your Thursday!

Do you blame him??

All of you that say Matt Leinart is throwing his career away are idiots. This is the reason we want to be NFL quarterbacks, so we can have three chicks with us at one time. Call me whatever names you want, but you are a liar if you don't, for a second want to trade positions with Matt Leinart. He's already rich and now he's milking his celebrity status while he can. At the rate he gets injured, he'll be retired soon and then what will he have? Has anyone seen Kurt Warner's wife? Keep going Matt, I ain't mad at ya. But at least can I get an invite to a party?

Effed up economy

The sign speaks for itself. Yeah, it's true American's are having trouble getting from Point A to Point B, but no one is lacking the ability to get drunk. If you don't need to drive, don't, and now you can put away the Pabst Blue Ribbon and graduate to Keystone Light. At this rate, next year some of you may be drinking Bud Light. Speaking of Bud Light...cheers to all my fans.



By the way these chicks go to San Diego State...I thought they had money down there. They sure aren't scared to try new things...nice beer bong.

Just keepin' it real!!

Now if this guy didn't get picked on when he went to the club, then something is wrong. It's kind of scary that people actually think they have talent. Why can't their friends be honest and say, "YO HOMEBOY YOU SUCK!!" Check out the video and leave your comments.

Strike three!!

Check out this video and tell my why this pitch hasn't made it to America yet. Forget about a 100mph fastball, I want my pitcher to throw this pitch. Don't they just have the funniest videos in Japan?

Cheese-Chasers to America?

Forget about Green Bay Packer fans being called cheese-heads. You obviously have never seen this. Take a look at this video, if you aren't laughing by the end then never check my blog again. This is absolutely hilarous and I'm wondering why American's haven't started some funky tradition like this.

2008 NFL Draft

The draft gave NFL fans a few surprises. How long before McFadden gets in trouble in Oakland? He couldn't stay out of trouble in Arkansas and I believe there's a few more nightclubs in Oakland. Mix that in with the fact he's going to have a lot more money now too. Joe Flacco to Baltimore, in about 10 years, asking what college he attended is going to be a big trivia question so don't forget it's Delaware.

Cheerleaders in Underwear

Finally a picture that my fans will appreciate. Who said cheerleaders didn't like being in their underwear. Thanks to The Dirty we have this picture. If you want to see more pictures of the Arizona State University cheerleaders Click Here. I wonder if this was part of their hazing or if it's an everyday thing? I think ASU's enrollment may soon go up, something is going up.

Blue Nightmare

I bleed Dodger Blue. I love the Dodgers. I hate the Giants. This has been a horrible April for me personally as a sports fan. The Dodgers suck just as bad as they did last year. North Carolina got ran out of the gym against the Jayhawks. The worst part is the Dodgers have a middle linebacker playing CF and Andruw Jones has forgotten how to hit a baseball. What a waste of 36 million bucks, fuck I could hit for an higher average than him. I would say he can't hit his weight, but dam Tony Gwynn never hit his weight, yet he's a Hall of Famer. I'm hoping the Lakers can bring me home a title at least. Here's to May being a better month for me or I may have to re-check my fanhood. I'm out kids and stay in school.

Kobe vs. Kenny "The Jet" Smith

Which commercial is better? Take your pick and which sneaker would you rather own after seeing both of these ads.


Kobe jumps over Aston Martin car!!!




Former NBA player Kenny Smith jumps over car!!

Basketball plus Golf

Seven-foot Stanford sophomore is dating highly touted golfer Michelle Wie. Robin Lopez is suddenly become the most interesting student at Stanford. Not just for his athletic prowess and knowledge of comic books. But his love life has suddenly been all over the web. Now I'm not a genetic genius or anything along those lines, but my guess is that if these two have kids, they may just be athletes. What do I know? I do know that Robin Lopez has made himself eligible for the NBA after two seasons at Stanford. I know Michelle Wie is considered a golf prodigy. As for the rest, we will see what the future holds for these two Stanford students and lovebirds. Until next time kids, I'm out!!

Rogue Festival/Art Hop

Good times at the Rogue Festival/Art Hop this past weekend. My buddy displayed some
art down at the Tower District, then we all participated in the alcohol Olympics. Well maybe not that intense. But with some drinks at the gallery, followed by a pit stop at The Landmark and then off to Veni Vidi Vici. See, you may be thinking that's where the party ended, but it didn't. It continued into the parking lot of Van Ness and Olive, where an RV rented by Dusty was the chill spot. Good times with good friends. Not to mention blurred memories and lots of laughs. I never would of thought I'd have this much fun down at the Tower District of Fresno. But I did, and the San Francisco people seemed to enjoy themselves as well. This may have to become a yearly tradition. Until next time friends, I'm out!

Clifton Smith Highlights