Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Top Ten Girl Qualities to Avoid dating



All of us guys have all made mistakes in the girls we have chosen. Some we regret, others we blame on alcohol and others, well, we just don't tell anyone about those. But in my 26 years of life, I've learned a thing or two. I've dated my share of crazy chicks, beatufiul girls, athletic-sexy ones, and well crazy chicks. At this point in my life, I can say these are some characteristics you should avoid in a girl; because quite frankly the end result isn't going to be: living happily ever after. We can make exceptions for some girls in some of these categories, but fellas, stay away from them if they possess multiple characteristics on this list.

#1: A girl that requires trying 19 outfits before choosing one, 5 brushes, 3 hair electric appliances, the color wheel in makeup, and 4 other friends to boost her confidence & tell her she looks great in order to get ready to go to the mailbox.

#2: A girl that will never finish her food at a restaurant cuz “I feel fat.”

#3: A girl that will not let you hang out with your friends but instead have to hang out with hers always (there must be a compromise)

#4: A girl that can never leave the house without spending hours to be ready

#5: A girl that will make you change the Super Bowl, World Series, College Football, UFC/Mixed Martial Arts or any other important LIVE sporting event for a re-run of any show!!

#6: A girl that doesn’t want you to ever talk to a girl as long as you are in the relationship but she can talk/dance/flirt with any guy she wants

#7: A girl that gets so sloppy drunk constantly that you have to: carry her out of the bar, and into the car, then out of the car, and into bed…not sexy at all

#8: A girl that has been cheated on….because she will think every guy will cheat on her and she will have major trust issues

#9: A girl your friend has hooked up with, dated, or had a serious relationship with…despite the myth “ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none,” sharing chicks is always a bad idea

#10: A girl with no goals or aspirations in life (be very careful with girls that have babies)….unless you are the sugar daddy type.

I will work on updating this list frequently for my fellow bloggers. But, remember guys if you run across a charateristic that is not listed here feel free to post it. It's going to be great when a girl counters my post with the flawed characteristics, us guys possess. I'll be the first to admit we have a few, just not as many as the species without a Y chromosome.

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