Strip Clubs before self-shooting

There is no denying that Plaxico Burress is a retard. OK maybe not clinically a retard, but anyone that shoots themselves qualifies as not smart. The more and more the tax dollars of New York residents are used to investigate the Plax shooting, the more we learn of his retardness. You have to read this to truly understand why the Super Bowl hero shot himself. If I consume two bottles of Patron in a night, I probably would shoot myself too. I love Joey Porter's defense of Plax:

"It's not like he hurt anyone, he only hurt himself."

Yeah that makes it OK! Stay in school kids and don't look up to guys who shoot themselves in the leg and ruin their career.