Big Ben complaining??

I don't make things up. And you serious have to click here to find out what Big Ben from the Steelers is complaining about. I know I wouldn't complain, but then again I'm not an NFL quarterback. Enjoy kids and stay in school.

Current State of Mind

Believe it or not there are people that live in Sacramento and have no clue it's the capitol of Cali....Fuckin' retards....If I have to hear another Barack Obama conspiracy theory I'm going to punch someone...If you want to be Republican get the fuck out of California because your vote means shit in this state...The SNL spot with Will Farrell and Tina Fey making fun of George W Bush and Sarah Palin was hilarous...I keep hearing this is the most important election ever....I think I heard that four years ago....The US is in a fucked up economic state....Warren Buffett is a genious and if you don't know who he is google him....People need to get educated....Right now is a great time to invest because you can stretch your dollar more due to market prices being so fucked...I wish I had the funds to invest....If I meet Skip Bayless, I probably would call him an idiot...The three I's: Innovators, Imitators, Idiots. Which I are you?...The Lakers will win the NBA championship....The Dodgers better resign Manny....Playboy is getting played out simply because these girls all look the same...There's more whores on myspace than at Hef's crib....It's sexy to flaunt all your goodies on myspace but it eliminates you from wifey material....Girls with no self respect are necessary for clubs and bars to make money....Read the book from Underdogs to Wonderdogs and learn all about how my alma mater made history...If a girl makes me hard she better finish the job. Don't tease me and then get off my bed and say you gotta go. The fuck is that all about....I will join the mile high club before I leave this earth....I'm addicted to my Blackberry...The iPhone needs to be available to more than just AT&T customers...The Blackberry Storm will make everyone forget about the infamous iPhone...Girls love to play Rockband and Guitar Hero...Ladies: Please make sure you wear a thong or no underwear with white pants/shorts. Actually there is no reason to wear anything other than a thong....Sarah Palin got featured in a story on ESPN's Outside the Line....I got a serious school boy crush on Megan Fox. I would love to motorboat her and eat her pussy for hours. She's all that folks....If you aren't in college and hitting the bars daily it's hard as hell to meet girls....Online dating is the ultimate sign of desperation....Pride alone would never let me participate in online dating...I need a million bucks....I agree with Ant, Lil' Wayne is overrated and played the fuck out...Radio rap is whack....Give me Warren G's "Regulate...G Funk Era" over any of Lil' Wayne's albums...California has the worst NFL teams currently....I'm out like Greg Oden was before halftime against the Lakers....

Football at its Finest

If you haven't seen this video, I'm not sure what the hell you do with your time. Just check it out, and tell me if you didn't laugh so I can send a doctor to check your pulse. I think all refs should take notes and not be afraid. I'm betting on the under on every game he refs from now on.

A day in Hell or Not???

For the most part people dislike work. But today was worse than usual for me. We had digital media training from 9a-5pm. You want to talk about boring. First of all, I know enough about the internet that I didn't need half of what we went through today. Now don't get me wrong, I learned an awful lot. First of all the Internet Advertising Board has a great website. There's also a lot of things people have no idea about which makes it so difficult to get potential advertisers to use the internet as an advertising medium. However, I was surprised by the beginner type of instruction we received today. Some of the stuff I learned my first year in college. While others, I felt like I learned in high school. Google analytics was part of our discussion. I use google analytics to see traffic on this blog. OK so perhaps it wasn't THAT BAD of a training. But, the fact that we were in a room from 9a-5pm made it THAT BAD. All in all I learned a lot of stuff. Probably more than I will use when discussing the digital medium to potential advertisers. Nonetheless, I am equipped with an absurd amount of knowledge on the digital forum. Not to mention that I run this website as well as CV ATHLETES so I kind of have an idea of what is going on. Like always kids enjoy your day and stay in school and get educated. Besides the girls in college are far hotter than the ones you will date if you don't attend college. I'm out!!

Tailgating

OK OK we have all tailgated before. Whether it was for football, baseball, basketball or just because we wanted to. But have you ever tailgated in a truckpool. Now that is how they roll at UMASS. Oh by the way read here and find out what happened to the guy that was at this party.

I'm baaackkkk

Let me apologize to my faithful readers (all three of you), but times have been busy for me as of late. As you might of heard I'm now a resident of the capitol of California. Aww the beautiful city of Sacramento now has the privilege of collecting Edson's taxes. You know, I keep hearing the city is cool, but I have yet to find out myself. Once I get a list of the top ten bars it is on. For now just expect me to work my ass off. I know you just want more freakin' blogs. But guess what, life is not all about you. Or is it? I'll work on it though. But I gave you a hot pic of Scarlett Johansson (man she's hot).