Current State of Mind

Believe it or not there are people that live in Sacramento and have no clue it's the capitol of Cali....Fuckin' retards....If I have to hear another Barack Obama conspiracy theory I'm going to punch someone...If you want to be Republican get the fuck out of California because your vote means shit in this state...The SNL spot with Will Farrell and Tina Fey making fun of George W Bush and Sarah Palin was hilarous...I keep hearing this is the most important election ever....I think I heard that four years ago....The US is in a fucked up economic state....Warren Buffett is a genious and if you don't know who he is google him....People need to get educated....Right now is a great time to invest because you can stretch your dollar more due to market prices being so fucked...I wish I had the funds to invest....If I meet Skip Bayless, I probably would call him an idiot...The three I's: Innovators, Imitators, Idiots. Which I are you?...The Lakers will win the NBA championship....The Dodgers better resign Manny....Playboy is getting played out simply because these girls all look the same...There's more whores on myspace than at Hef's crib....It's sexy to flaunt all your goodies on myspace but it eliminates you from wifey material....Girls with no self respect are necessary for clubs and bars to make money....Read the book from Underdogs to Wonderdogs and learn all about how my alma mater made history...If a girl makes me hard she better finish the job. Don't tease me and then get off my bed and say you gotta go. The fuck is that all about....I will join the mile high club before I leave this earth....I'm addicted to my Blackberry...The iPhone needs to be available to more than just AT&T customers...The Blackberry Storm will make everyone forget about the infamous iPhone...Girls love to play Rockband and Guitar Hero...Ladies: Please make sure you wear a thong or no underwear with white pants/shorts. Actually there is no reason to wear anything other than a thong....Sarah Palin got featured in a story on ESPN's Outside the Line....I got a serious school boy crush on Megan Fox. I would love to motorboat her and eat her pussy for hours. She's all that folks....If you aren't in college and hitting the bars daily it's hard as hell to meet girls....Online dating is the ultimate sign of desperation....Pride alone would never let me participate in online dating...I need a million bucks....I agree with Ant, Lil' Wayne is overrated and played the fuck out...Radio rap is whack....Give me Warren G's "Regulate...G Funk Era" over any of Lil' Wayne's albums...California has the worst NFL teams currently....I'm out like Greg Oden was before halftime against the Lakers....

National Champs!!!

I understand it has been a while since I updated my blog. But excuse me that my alma mater just won the fucking national championship. I've been trying to not wake up in fear that it was all a dream. But face it bitches it's real. The 'Dogs are national champs. Damm it feels good to say that. To all my friends back in New York, now you have officially heard of Fresno State from someone besides me. Shout out to my boy Dusty, who's alma mater, University of San Diego, was one of the victims. He quickly hopped on the bandwagon like the rest of you chumps.



P.S. In case you don't watch sports, the guy in the picture to the left is College World Series Most Valuable Player and TEAM USA member Tommy Mendonca. Something good can come out of Turlock, CA (just a joke).

Cinderella still in Omaha!!

Believe it sports fans, the Fresno State baseball team is 1-0 in the CWS. The next opponent for this improbable run is the University of North Carolina. The Tar Heels are the #2 team in the nation, but who cares. The 'Dogs have already defeated the #3 (Arizona State) and #6 (Rice) teams in the nation. The team that hasn't been to the CWS since 1991 is more than happy to be there, but might as well try and win it while they are there is what one Bulldog player said. The 'Dogs are unsure of who will pitch tomorrow, but if they score 17 runs again it won't matter if I'm on the mound. Check out the links below to catch some videos from Fresno's sports reporter George Takata in Omaha. In one video George compares the 'Dogs to the Red Sox team that won the World Series and Johnny Damon deemed "a bunch of idiots."

Video of young fans in Omaha

Video comparing Bulldogs to World Series Champions Red Sox

'Dogs to CWS

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I'm not going to brag much about my alma mater. Let's just say they are the lowest seed ever to make it to the baseball college world series. Bring on the Rice Owls, and good luck to the 'Dogs. Hell, no one gave us a chance against the Sun Devils. And on paper ASU is superior to Rice. The Bulldogs' first game is Sunday. Click here for all your CWS info and more on the 'Dogs.