Real or Fake?

To all you tennis fans out there in the world, now I see why you are a fan. OK, seriously are they real or fake? I mean let's think about this for a minute, we have never seen a tennis player with a set of +2s like these. Obviously she's not in the same level as the Williams sisters or the other females that are good at tennis. But, this chick is worth watching run around, I mean come on guys tell me you don't want to see her run from baseline to baseline. If you are interested in her name it's Simona Halep and she's from Romania, go figure another female tennis player not from America. OK perverts, she's only 17 so quit googling her, and she's going to have breast reduction surgery.

Cassie & Rihanna Naked Pictures

I'm a guy and when I hear of a celebrity having naked pictures leaked, guess what I'm going to check them out. So with the recent news that Cassie and Rihanna have exposed their goodies. I did what any other guy would do, and that was check them out. I can't say I'm disappointed in both young celebrities. What was shocking was discovering that both Cassie and Rihanna are into nipple rings. That's pretty hot. After viewing the pics, I can see why Diddy or P. Diddy (whatever it is this week) keeps Cassie around. On the same note, I reiterate what I said earlier about Chris Brown; he's an idiot. The funny part about this is Cassie's reaction when she found out about the leak...she posted this on her twitter account:

"That’s real foul and evil. Now stop acting like you haven’t seen a titty before."

In case you haven't, below are the links for you guys that want to view these beauties at their best...or in a way us normal guys will never get to see them.


To view Cassie's naked pictures click here.

To view Rihanna's naked pictures click here

Patriots Cheerleaders

It's no secret that Tom Brady can basically sleep with any girl he wants. I mean, his wife, Gisele Bundchen, is well kind of hot. Then there's his ex and baby momma, Bridget Moynahan, who is also hot. So it's safe to say that these Patriots cheerleaders may just not be hot enough for Mr. Brady. But, they are hot enough for me and well this is my blog. To see more pictures of these bikini wearing hotties click here.

Below is a picture of Tom Brady's wife, yes I know guys she's hot, but she's still no Megan Fox.

Ciara is hot....

So Justin Timberlake's girlfriend is Jessica Biel. Who if you have been living under a rock is an absolutely stunning beauty...need proof then click here and here. Watch this music video with JT and Ciara titled "Love, Sex & Magic," and tell me you don't want to switch places with JT. By the way, Ciara keeps getting more and more seductive in each video, I like it...Enjoy boys and leave your comments.

Ciara featuring Justin Timberlake - New Music - More Music Videos

Master's Bikini Contest

If you have watched ESPN at all this week, then you are well aware that the Masters started today. Yes, that's golf people. But here's something that caught my attention, there's actually a 2009 Augusta Hooters Miss Par 3 Bikini Contest...say that three times in a row. The picture above is just a sample and I won't steal all the credit so click here to view some really hot pictures of the pageant or click here to view the entire photo gallery. Trust me boys, men and perverts it is worth the two clicks it takes to view all these pictures. CHEERS!!

Boobs, Legs or Ass...

It's time for random thoughts by yours truly...UNC slapped Michigan State last night...The Dodgers defeated Jake Peavy for the first time since, well a long time ago...The Lakers slapped the Kings tonight...Did you know that Megan Fox is hot...I've had girls tell me they would let me live out my fantasies. I call bullsh*t on that...I'm starting to realize girls can be all talk...I hate fake people and am disturb more by dumb ass people...I hate the Giants...Sacramento is cool, but it's not the happiest place on earth...Who the hell was the first person to say Disneyland/Disneyworld was the happiest place on earth? Has that person ever been in bed with any of the following: Megan Fox, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Rosalyn Sanchez(Puerto Rican beauty), Eva Mendes and Marissa Miller. That would be the happiest place on earth...






I love women...But some can drive absolutely nuts...Chris Brown is not the smartest guy in the world...Did UCONN B-Ball women really go undefeated for an entire season? Yes they did, wow props to them...I hate the Raiders...I'm fond of people that speak the truth and say what's on their minds...People that change their minds on a daily basis drive me crazy...I drink Diet Pepsi...I play softball competitively, yes there is such a thing...I was once told, "I'm not going to have a relationship with softball." Girls like to have control...I don't like to be controlled, unless it's in the bedroom then we can compromise...No! I won't choke you, whip you with chains, wear furry outfits or any other weird ass fantasy/fetish you may have...You want to fulfill my fantasy get me at least two of the above mentioned girls and it's go time...I don't do "open" relationships...I lived in New York for a couple years...It was cold there, but it was a blast...Girls in the east coast are different than west coast girls...They both have their pros and cons...I used to be infatuated with blondes...I'm diverse now and accept all beautiful girls...Every girl should swallow...If all guys did a survey what would win boobs, legs or ass?..How old is too young to lose your virginity?...What's the acceptable age gap between a couple?...I've never had sex outside or in public. Does that make me boring?..I got friends of all different races...Even got one that's half-black/half-Japanese...I don't give a sh*t if you like me or not...Don't judge me based on what you read on my blogs, I'm way more than words...I write because I can...I don't think as I type, and what is typed on here is not edited....Read at your own risk, if you hate me because of what I typed, maybe that's your insecurity and your personal issues...Don't call me and ask for an apology...It's a freakin' blog and just words...Eminem makes fun of people for entertainment purposes, so think of me as the Eminem of blogs...Kumar is quitting acting to work for President Obama...Baseball season is great...Spring and summer are awesome, just to see girls wearing skimpy clothing all day...If you molest a child you should be killed on the spot...I'm out of here for this edition and kids stay in school, don't do drugs and have safe sex people, we don't need more unwanted kids...

Jessica Biel being a stripper!

Megan Fox is my number one. My number 2 is Jessica Biel. But, there's no denying that Jessica is definitely hot. Check out both videos below; one of her learning the "art" of exotic dancing and the bottom video is the trailer for movie....WOW!!! I can tell you this much I will watch "Powder Blue."

Playboy Mansion rehab

Andrew Bynum is rehabbing his knee. The Lakers know they are a better team with Bynum in the lineup. Bynum gives them a strong presence in the middle. By the looks of this picture it looks like Bynum's knee is getting healthy. Now, some people are making a big deal about Bynum, 21, partying at the Playboy Mansion while his team is on the road. My comeback to that is, you are all just jealous because you weren't invited. Who in their right mind turns down an invite to the Mansion? I, sure as hell would not. As long as Bynum is showing up to his rehab and training meetings with no problem, it doesn't concern me what he does on his spare time. I'm still picking the Lakers to win the NBA Championship...

Bonus Coverage:

UCONN vs. Michigan State: I'm taking Michigan State in this game. You all are wondering why, but it's simple for me. This game is in Michigan. This is basically a home game and Tom Izzo does a great job in the big games. Everyone questioned me when I took Michigan State over the Cardinals this weekend, looks like I was right.

UNC vs. Villanova: This damm Villanova team is scrappy and doesn't quit. But, scrappy and not quitting just doesn't match up with Psycho T and company. Lawson is too much for 'Nova to handle. Everyone get to Costco and purchase the alcohol, tri-tips, etc because it's Final Four time!!

Brady is a child

Gisele recently spoke about QB hubby, Tom Brady, in an interview in Harper's Bazaar and she said that

"He has a very pure heart. He's very naive, almost like a child. That is my favorite quality about him."

Well guess what Gisele, I also can be like a child. Hell, I can be whatever you want me to be. What I rough life this Brady character is living.

Pat Burrell MIGHT be cool

I might be the only person that knows Pat Burrell went to UCLA. I also might be the only that thinks he's very underrated. Yes he can't hit for average, but he's good for 25+ HRs every year. Most importantly he somehow landed this chick in the past. This porn star says it was a long time ago. Click here to see a very interesting quote Sopia Rossi had on The Howard Stern Show.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

To all my faithful readers I would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas. This is the time to sit back and enjoy a few days with the family. Grab a few drinks, make a few jokes and most importantly give some gifts. Usually I would ask Santa for things such as an X-Box 360, Plasma TV, iMac, PS 3 or some other sort of toy. But, now I'm a bit grown up (so they tell me) and have no need for any of the aforementioned toys (have them already haha), but on top of my list this year I have asked Santa for Megan Fox. Yes, I know I probably won't get her. But, I'll settle for a clone, that's OK with me. No, but seriously Happy Holidays to all and be safe. Make sure you drink during the holidays but don't drive.

Derek Jeter is lucky

Minka Kelly the rumored girlfriend of Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter was photographed exiting a car and the world knows she wears underwear. It's good to know that Kelly is a wholesome girl and not anti-underwear in a dress. We all know how Ms. Spears lost it after she was photographed without panties. Back to Kelly and Jeter. The two have been seen together on the sidelines of University of Texas football game. Jeter is no stranger to dating hot girls, his resume is pretty good.

Michael Phelps and girlfriend

Michael Phelps is arguably the greatest Olympian of all-time. But sticking to the retarded theme after my Plax blog, you do have to admit that Phelps is an odd looking dude. But with his fame, Phelps could probably land any hot girl he wants. He could have celebrities if he wanted. But, he's a humble Maryland kid, so he settled for a Vegas cocktail waitress. Her friends call her Caz. I'll give Phelps credit because she's got about 10K invested in her body, if you know what I mean. To see more pictures of her click here. If I was Phelps, I probably would of gone after Minka Kelly, although rumors are she is with Derek Jeter.

Amanda Beard sues Tanning Company

Isn't it funny how people will sue over anything? In this story TMZ writes about Amanda Beard suing a tanning company in Florida, for illegally using a photo of her. Beard says she doesn't endorse the company, although it was portrayed that way by using her photo "allegedly." If you ask me, who really cares, but it's a slow day for blogging and there's no need for me to discuss Plaxico Burress and his stupidity.

Friday Night Lights Season 3

I'm going to admit right now that I'm a huge fan of the TV Show Friday Night Lights. I know it's suppose to be a show for teenagers. But, I think my addiction is due partly, because it reminds me of how high school in Dos Palos was for me. Football season was king and since we were good, 39-0 from sophomore to senior year, it reminds me of home. We finished #1 in the state in '98 and '99, my junior and senior seasons respectively. Click here to view our record book for proof. We drank and partied after football games. We had groupies. The town loved us. We got away with whatever in our town of 4,000 people. Hell, we bought beer in the town liquor store. I'm sure if we had a strip club in town, we would of been there. It also doesn't hurt to look at Minka Kelly (Lyla Garrity on the show). For more pics of her click here still not satisfied then click here. I didn't go to school with anyone that looked like that, although I did go to school with some hotties. If you don't have DirecTV and want watch Season 3 now instead of in February on NBC you can watch it here. I did it and the quality was pretty good, needless to say it was worth it. As always stay in school kids and enjoy the show. Tim Riggins is the man.

Lesnar vs. Couture

Brock Lesnar proved he's a step above the Kimbo Slice hype. The former NCAA Wrestling National Champion defeated Randy Couture by knockout in the second round. Lesnar went from being a national champ at the University of Minnesota to making millions for being an entertainer for the WWE. Now he's in the world of Mixed Martial Arts, where it's as real as it gets. And despite not having the experience Couture has, he showed he's got potential tonight.


I only watch the fights because of girls like Arianny Celeste. She's an octagon girl, but she's smokin' hot. Click here to see more of the beauty and my future baby-momma Arianny Celeste.

Best ASS in the world

So there really is a competition that crowns the most beautiful bottom in the world. This years winner is Brazil's Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak. Why are Brazilian women so beautiful?

Big Ben complaining??

I don't make things up. And you serious have to click here to find out what Big Ben from the Steelers is complaining about. I know I wouldn't complain, but then again I'm not an NFL quarterback. Enjoy kids and stay in school.

Current State of Mind

Believe it or not there are people that live in Sacramento and have no clue it's the capitol of Cali....Fuckin' retards....If I have to hear another Barack Obama conspiracy theory I'm going to punch someone...If you want to be Republican get the fuck out of California because your vote means shit in this state...The SNL spot with Will Farrell and Tina Fey making fun of George W Bush and Sarah Palin was hilarous...I keep hearing this is the most important election ever....I think I heard that four years ago....The US is in a fucked up economic state....Warren Buffett is a genious and if you don't know who he is google him....People need to get educated....Right now is a great time to invest because you can stretch your dollar more due to market prices being so fucked...I wish I had the funds to invest....If I meet Skip Bayless, I probably would call him an idiot...The three I's: Innovators, Imitators, Idiots. Which I are you?...The Lakers will win the NBA championship....The Dodgers better resign Manny....Playboy is getting played out simply because these girls all look the same...There's more whores on myspace than at Hef's crib....It's sexy to flaunt all your goodies on myspace but it eliminates you from wifey material....Girls with no self respect are necessary for clubs and bars to make money....Read the book from Underdogs to Wonderdogs and learn all about how my alma mater made history...If a girl makes me hard she better finish the job. Don't tease me and then get off my bed and say you gotta go. The fuck is that all about....I will join the mile high club before I leave this earth....I'm addicted to my Blackberry...The iPhone needs to be available to more than just AT&T customers...The Blackberry Storm will make everyone forget about the infamous iPhone...Girls love to play Rockband and Guitar Hero...Ladies: Please make sure you wear a thong or no underwear with white pants/shorts. Actually there is no reason to wear anything other than a thong....Sarah Palin got featured in a story on ESPN's Outside the Line....I got a serious school boy crush on Megan Fox. I would love to motorboat her and eat her pussy for hours. She's all that folks....If you aren't in college and hitting the bars daily it's hard as hell to meet girls....Online dating is the ultimate sign of desperation....Pride alone would never let me participate in online dating...I need a million bucks....I agree with Ant, Lil' Wayne is overrated and played the fuck out...Radio rap is whack....Give me Warren G's "Regulate...G Funk Era" over any of Lil' Wayne's albums...California has the worst NFL teams currently....I'm out like Greg Oden was before halftime against the Lakers....

Tennis Star in Playboy

I'm not one to condone the purchase of Playboy. With the internet, you don't need to buy a magazine. But, today is a special day. Ashley Harkleroad, WTA tennis pro, graces the cover of this month's Playboy. Which is out today. Check out this link for more photos click here and especially here.

If you are a complete pervert like 95% of the people I know, the full-nude pictures are on the internet. You can check all of Ashley out by clicking the links on THIS PAGE.