Because it's my Blog

I'm still trying to get myself back to reality after 4 days in my hometown. I saw friends I hadn't seen in a long time. As always it was good times. But I know you all want something exciting to read. I got nothing, I'm tired and have a lot of real work to actually get done. But you want to know a thing or two about rough sex, Patron and Eddie Murphy click here and read. My boy always post quality information and all you slacks might actually learn something. I'm out and kids stay in school. The new year is right around the corner.

New Mexico Bowl

My alma mater (Fresno State) officially decided prior to the New Mexico Bowl that they would get into the record books. Unfortunately, it was for not being able to tackle. The 'Dogs got ran over by the Colorado State Rams, click here if you really want to see all the records Colorado State broke in this bowl game. The 'Dogs officially ended their disappointing season, well I knew they would disappoint, I just didn't expect them to finish 7-6. So much for all the BCS talk back in August. If you ask me it's time to move on and that means getting rid of coach Pat Hill. Sorry coach, but you have took us as far as you can. It's time for a change. I wonder if Adrian Wiggins will coach our team? Let the Ebahn Feathers era begin!!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

To all my faithful readers I would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas. This is the time to sit back and enjoy a few days with the family. Grab a few drinks, make a few jokes and most importantly give some gifts. Usually I would ask Santa for things such as an X-Box 360, Plasma TV, iMac, PS 3 or some other sort of toy. But, now I'm a bit grown up (so they tell me) and have no need for any of the aforementioned toys (have them already haha), but on top of my list this year I have asked Santa for Megan Fox. Yes, I know I probably won't get her. But, I'll settle for a clone, that's OK with me. No, but seriously Happy Holidays to all and be safe. Make sure you drink during the holidays but don't drive.

Ouch...football injury

WARNING!!! If you have a weak stomach or can't stomach gruesome injuries then don't watch this video. On the other hand, if you are one of those people that enjoys seeing bones go places they are not suppose to then watch it. All I can say is that I feel bad for this guy and my stomach turned while watching this.

Hillary Duff

Is it weird that I find myself looking at Hillary Duff and saying she looks good? She made the cover of Maxim so I'm not the only one with dirty thoughts. Look at her she's all grown up now. It's only a matter of time before she's out doing drugs, drinking and hooking up with girls sort of like Lindsay Lohan. Hey the price they pay to be celebrities. So do you guys think she's a virgin?

Chicago

Just look at the picture and think for a minute. Yes the temperature is correct on that image. Why would anyone not wear a shirt? I have to admit Bears' fans are insane. I don't care if the game had a playoff atmosphere or not, that's some cold ass weather. At least the Bears won...in overtime. I wonder if those guys woke up with pneumonia or some other illness.

Derek Carr to Fresno State

I'm very upset with the Bulldogs and how they played this year. Now with the New Mexico Bowl in about a week, the 'Dogs are looking to end the season on a good note. Yeah whatever, who cares it's the New Mexico Bowl. The talks have already began about highly regarded Derek Carr. Derek is the little brother of former Fresno State quarterback and NFL #1 pick David Carr. People in the valley are already calling the younger Carr the savior of this highly overrated Bulldog football program. The Fresno Bee had an entire article about Carr and whether he can make an instant impact for the 'Dogs next year as a freshman. You should stop by and read that article, just click here. You might agree with the article or might not. I think the 'Dogs need more than just Carr, and besides in my opinion current freshman (redshirting this year) Ebahn Feathers is a bigger threat at the QB position. However, if Pat Hill will continue to; run left, run right, screen left, screen right, then Feathers will not succeed in that offense. Feathers is a crazy athlete with legit 4.4 speed. While Carr is the more "polished" passer, Feathers has an entire year under his belt learning the playbook. But no one knows what Hill will do, I'm pretty much preparing for Ryan Colburn to start next year because Hill never does what should be done.

Derek Jeter is lucky

Minka Kelly the rumored girlfriend of Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter was photographed exiting a car and the world knows she wears underwear. It's good to know that Kelly is a wholesome girl and not anti-underwear in a dress. We all know how Ms. Spears lost it after she was photographed without panties. Back to Kelly and Jeter. The two have been seen together on the sidelines of University of Texas football game. Jeter is no stranger to dating hot girls, his resume is pretty good.

Michael Phelps and girlfriend

Michael Phelps is arguably the greatest Olympian of all-time. But sticking to the retarded theme after my Plax blog, you do have to admit that Phelps is an odd looking dude. But with his fame, Phelps could probably land any hot girl he wants. He could have celebrities if he wanted. But, he's a humble Maryland kid, so he settled for a Vegas cocktail waitress. Her friends call her Caz. I'll give Phelps credit because she's got about 10K invested in her body, if you know what I mean. To see more pictures of her click here. If I was Phelps, I probably would of gone after Minka Kelly, although rumors are she is with Derek Jeter.

Strip Clubs before self-shooting

There is no denying that Plaxico Burress is a retard. OK maybe not clinically a retard, but anyone that shoots themselves qualifies as not smart. The more and more the tax dollars of New York residents are used to investigate the Plax shooting, the more we learn of his retardness. You have to read this to truly understand why the Super Bowl hero shot himself. If I consume two bottles of Patron in a night, I probably would shoot myself too. I love Joey Porter's defense of Plax:

"It's not like he hurt anyone, he only hurt himself."

Yeah that makes it OK! Stay in school kids and don't look up to guys who shoot themselves in the leg and ruin their career.

Barry Sanders Jr.

You guys remember Barry Sanders. You know the running back from the Lions. The one with crazy L2 and R2 moves that no one will ever have. Well he has a son. He's a freshman at a Oklahoma High School. Check out the video below and see how bright his future is. Keep in mind that this is during a varsity game and in the playoffs.

Myspace vs. Facebook

The funny thing in this article by Michael Wolff is the way he describes myspace users. As a fellow myspacer, I don't consider myself a "cretin." So the debate about which social networking site is better, between myspace and facebook continues. I think facebook is the more intelligent social networking site, but myspace is more casual and fun. Sometimes we need to loosen up our ties and untuck our shirts, and that's what myspace provides. But the classy Facebook, is a tool to network. However, which ever site you choose, be careful because they both have stalkers and weirdos. Perhaps more of those kind reside on myspace. Thanks to my boy Dusty's blog "The Breadboard," for bringing that article to my knowledge. Stay safe online world, you can never be too cautious.

De La Hoya done?

Manny Pacquiao put on a boxing display against the bigger more famous Oscar De La Hoya. The Golden Boy didn't stand a chance. It's time for De La Hoya to hang up the gloves and focus on something else. Did he overlook Pacman? I don't know, but I do know he got his ass kicked.

Baseball Winter Meetings

It's that time of the year for all baseball fans. It's time for the winter meetings. The owners, GMs, agents and players all will be meeting each other and discussing money. Even with the current recession for the United States, you can still expect CC Sabathia and Mark Teixeira will still get over $100 million contract. ESPN breaks down the available free agents as well players that are likely to be traded. Click here to read ESPN's article. As a Dodgers' fan, all I want for X-mas is Manny Ramirez and CC Sabathia. But let's be realistic, we aren't getting both. I'm hoping to sign at least one and retain Casey Blake.

Gym Etiquette

Sometimes you just need to laugh. And if you are a meathead on 'roids just so you can not wear a shirt at the beach, then you my friend are a douche.

Entourage Season Finale

My Sundays area all of a sudden going to be very depressing. My favorite TV show of all-time and a pop culture phenomenon "Entourage" is no more for the rest of the year. It feels like this was a short season, but perhaps it wasn't. Now, all "Entourage" fans, like myself, have to wait until the summer for Season 6 to begin. There's always re-runs to get the "Entourage" fix. Hell, I pay for HBO to watch "Entourage," without "The Sopranos," there's nothing else worth anything on HBO besides the boys from Queens.

Amanda Beard sues Tanning Company

Isn't it funny how people will sue over anything? In this story TMZ writes about Amanda Beard suing a tanning company in Florida, for illegally using a photo of her. Beard says she doesn't endorse the company, although it was portrayed that way by using her photo "allegedly." If you ask me, who really cares, but it's a slow day for blogging and there's no need for me to discuss Plaxico Burress and his stupidity.