Boobs, Legs or Ass...

It's time for random thoughts by yours truly...UNC slapped Michigan State last night...The Dodgers defeated Jake Peavy for the first time since, well a long time ago...The Lakers slapped the Kings tonight...Did you know that Megan Fox is hot...I've had girls tell me they would let me live out my fantasies. I call bullsh*t on that...I'm starting to realize girls can be all talk...I hate fake people and am disturb more by dumb ass people...I hate the Giants...Sacramento is cool, but it's not the happiest place on earth...Who the hell was the first person to say Disneyland/Disneyworld was the happiest place on earth? Has that person ever been in bed with any of the following: Megan Fox, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Rosalyn Sanchez(Puerto Rican beauty), Eva Mendes and Marissa Miller. That would be the happiest place on earth...






I love women...But some can drive absolutely nuts...Chris Brown is not the smartest guy in the world...Did UCONN B-Ball women really go undefeated for an entire season? Yes they did, wow props to them...I hate the Raiders...I'm fond of people that speak the truth and say what's on their minds...People that change their minds on a daily basis drive me crazy...I drink Diet Pepsi...I play softball competitively, yes there is such a thing...I was once told, "I'm not going to have a relationship with softball." Girls like to have control...I don't like to be controlled, unless it's in the bedroom then we can compromise...No! I won't choke you, whip you with chains, wear furry outfits or any other weird ass fantasy/fetish you may have...You want to fulfill my fantasy get me at least two of the above mentioned girls and it's go time...I don't do "open" relationships...I lived in New York for a couple years...It was cold there, but it was a blast...Girls in the east coast are different than west coast girls...They both have their pros and cons...I used to be infatuated with blondes...I'm diverse now and accept all beautiful girls...Every girl should swallow...If all guys did a survey what would win boobs, legs or ass?..How old is too young to lose your virginity?...What's the acceptable age gap between a couple?...I've never had sex outside or in public. Does that make me boring?..I got friends of all different races...Even got one that's half-black/half-Japanese...I don't give a sh*t if you like me or not...Don't judge me based on what you read on my blogs, I'm way more than words...I write because I can...I don't think as I type, and what is typed on here is not edited....Read at your own risk, if you hate me because of what I typed, maybe that's your insecurity and your personal issues...Don't call me and ask for an apology...It's a freakin' blog and just words...Eminem makes fun of people for entertainment purposes, so think of me as the Eminem of blogs...Kumar is quitting acting to work for President Obama...Baseball season is great...Spring and summer are awesome, just to see girls wearing skimpy clothing all day...If you molest a child you should be killed on the spot...I'm out of here for this edition and kids stay in school, don't do drugs and have safe sex people, we don't need more unwanted kids...