Why wouldn't you be a Duck??

We have all heard about the million and three Nike uniform combinations the University of Oregon can make with their football uniforms. Yes, Nike, gives them plenty of free clothing and donates tons of money. Watch that video and check out the tour of what apparently is a training center/locker room. If I was a football player at Oregon, that would be my home. It's not only state of the art, but it has some erotic feel to it. I think they left out the part of the naked blondes that give massages after the games. Why aren't more blue-chip athletes going to Oregon? Can you imagine if USC or Florida had this kind of training center and that many Nike uniforms?