Been M.I.A.

I understand that I have been M.I.A. from the world of blogging. But, it's not completely my fault, just party of it. Although since I miss most of the month of September, all of November and the first half of December I have had plenty of time to analyze my life as a blogger. At times it feels like I fall into the pressure by my peers and at times write about topics they want me to discuss. To this day, I think that is an OK strategy. So perhaps, I will continue to listen to my peers suggestions to kickstart my rants and raves to the blog world.

Lately there has been a few tragedies happening in the public eye, and no I'm not talking about Tiger coming out with his new nickname of "Chetah" or being named Man of the Decade by Trojan...

It saddens me that the NFL lost Chris Henry at the young age of 26. Yes, Chris Henry had a rough life and at times it seemed like he was letting himself spiral out of control. Mr. Henry, was out of football last year basically. The Bengals, brought him and back and resurrected his career, not stats wise but nonetheless as a career. From the talks throughout the league, Chris Henry had grown up a lot. He was no longer the pot smoking, gun toting, law breaking youngster he was when he first arrived in the NFL and even during his time at West Virginia. Chris Henry had become a man. He had credited his fiancee for helping him stay clear of trouble and being a better person. His teammates all praised him. I'm 27 years old, so Chris Henry is my peer. It's unfortunate to learn of someone losing their life when it's just beginning to make sense to them. Why is when you learn from all your mistakes that you must be taken away? These are things we will never know the answers to.

Also staying in the celebrity circle, the actress Brittany Murphy lost her life at age 32 on December 20, 2009. Murphy was known for her role in "Clueless," but to me and many other males she was the girl that made Eminem spit crazy flows at the end of "8 Mile." I'm no film critic, but I like Murphy in "8 Mile." As far as her other movies go, I have no idea. What I do know is that 32 is way too young to die due to cardiac arrest.

My prayers and condolences go out to both the Henry and Murphy family. Also to all their friends and loved ones. If there is anything we can learn from these two tragedies it's that life is short and we must enjoy every second we are alive.

Got Hops??

This kid did a bounce-over-someone-standing-in-between-the-legs dunk. Yeah, it sounds impossible and complicated but he achieved it. Check the video out to believe it for yourself. It's sort of like the juror in shorts, hard to believe, but there's video that proves this. I remember when I was dunking like that in my backyard...



Also check out the video below and see Guy Dupuy who is in the video above as he has dunk #4, #2 and the #1 dunk. It's clear to say Guy has crazy hops, sort of like myself in my younger days.

Juror rocks shorts to Jury Duty

I like to bring you people things that will entertain you and help pass the time. Usually, my discussions will revolve around sports, women and funny videos. Occasionally, I like to drop some knowledge to some of you that..well have no knowledge. Let me tell you about a friend of mine that is currently doing his civil service, as a juror, at Sacramento County Court. The details of the case he's serving are irrelevant. What I do know, is this guy asked the bailiff if there was anyway he could wear shorts; due to his "ball sweat" problem. He explained to the bailiff how it was hard for him to focus with "ball sweat", and this guy was very well aware of the no shorts policy as I have copied onto this blog. Read the Dress Code and Code of Conduct below.

Found at: http://www.saccourt.ca.gov/jury/reporting.aspx

Dress Code and Code of Conduct

Be alert and courteous. You may bring a book to read while you are waiting for court to begin, or during recesses, but you will not be permitted to read while court is in session. If you have a pager or a cellular phone, you must turn it off or switch it to vibration mode while court is in session. Please dress appropriately for the courtroom. Business or casual attire is suggested. Shorts and tank tops are not acceptable. Any juror not appropriately dressed will be excused to return the next court day in appropriate attire. The temperature of the jury assembly area and courtrooms can be unpredictable. Jurors are encouraged to dress accordingly.

So now we all understand that shorts are not allowed. But, Mr. Juror, asked the bailiff and explained his "ball sweat" problem. The bailiff then asked the judge. It was the bailiff that pulled the juror to the said and explained to him, that he had been granted an exemption to rock shorts to jury duty. I guess rules are meant to be broken a little. So what's the point of this blog you ask? Well think about it, if a state rule can be amended just by asking, it should serve as a lesson for you all. Always ask, because you never know what can happen. Today three guys wore shorts, because of said juror's guts to ask the bailiff. The juror is now the man amongst the other men serving on the same jury. He will soon become the foreman of the deliberations. Soon, everyone serving jury duty will not be scared to ask if they can wear shorts. Remember friends, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people...

I leave you today with some knowledge. And knowledge is the ammunition some of you idiots need to get by in this cruel cruel world.

Extra credit: I'm suppose to be getting a photo from said juror to prove he wore shorts to the courthouse to serve jury duty. Once the photo has been received it will be posted...

Why wouldn't you be a Duck??

We have all heard about the million and three Nike uniform combinations the University of Oregon can make with their football uniforms. Yes, Nike, gives them plenty of free clothing and donates tons of money. Watch that video and check out the tour of what apparently is a training center/locker room. If I was a football player at Oregon, that would be my home. It's not only state of the art, but it has some erotic feel to it. I think they left out the part of the naked blondes that give massages after the games. Why aren't more blue-chip athletes going to Oregon? Can you imagine if USC or Florida had this kind of training center and that many Nike uniforms?

OUCH!!!

I've been told that every once in a while, I use clever lines to describe a picture...I got nothing for this one, because looking at it just pains me. I'm no doctor, but I think his leg is broken.

Justin Timberlake is back...

So JT dates Jessica Biel. That's enough for me to hate him. He appeared on Saturday Night Live this past weekend and again the bastard was funny. At some point I'll admit openly that I'm a JT fan, but I'm not ready to do it on my blog. Check out the skit on SNL below and also his follow up song to the hit "Dick in a Box." I dare you to try not to laugh....




Video of "Motherlover" the follow up to "Dick in a Box"

High School football Player saves 22 Lives

It's not everyday we hear good news about an athlete. In this day an age we seem to constantly hear about all the negatives athletes do. Such things have ranged from Mike Vick's dog fighting business, Plaxico shooting himself, Starbury filming himself doing weird things, Stallworth's 26 days in jail for manslaughter while intoxicated, etc. I could go on for a long time and list the many negative stories that are portrayed constantly about athletes. So today, I'm taking some time to highlight a hero. Yes, a high school senior, that is the #19 best defensive end in the nation and #8 overall prospect in the state of Mississippi, Kaleb Eulls put his life on the line to save 22 other high school and younger students on a bus.

It was a routine Tuesday morning for the kids in western Mississippi heading to school. Until a fellow student, stepped on the bus with a .380 semi-automatic handgun and started threatening students on the bus. The 6'4 255 lbs Eulls became the hero that day, as he did what many of us would never think of doing. Eulls, tried to reason with the armed student and eventually just took the gun away without any concern for his well being. To read the complete story please click here, and for at least one day let's remember that not all athletes are selfish.

Brett Favre unretires....AGAIN!!!

Shocking news!!! Brett Favre unretires again. Seriously, I don't even know why the heck I'm even writing about this, because Brett Favre news has been played out now. We all knew he was going to play this year. We all knew he was going to play when he said he was retired two years ago. No one believes #4, the dude doesn't want to walk away from the game. If you didn't know he was back in the NFL, then shame on you.

EXTRA CREDIT: That Michael Vick guy also managed to get a two-year contract from the Philly Eagles. Vick has been out of the game for the last two years, he was on vacation spending some quality time alone. The NFL season is shaping up to be a good one. Let's get the season started chumps...

Starbury is....

I was always taught not to judge people without knowing them. Well, I don't know Stephon Marbury at all. Quite honestly at this point I don't want to meet the man that finished the year with the Celtics. Marbury has had an odd summer to say the least. He has ate vaseline, yelled at a webcam and now well make your own assumption and watch the video below. It may leave you speechless.

Education at its finest....

This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at the school district's ebonics translation competition.

Assignment:
Please translate the following song lyrics from ebonics to standard English.
Artist: Notorious B.I.G.
Album: Ready to Die
Song: One more chance (remix)

Lyrics:
First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin' money Those the ones I like 'cause they don't get nathan' But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation Garbage, I turn like doorknobs Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever However, I stay coochied down to the socks Rings and watch filled with rocks
TRANSLATION:
As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and whores. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

Lyrics:
And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee As I lay down laws like I lay carpet Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit
TRNSL:
I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native merican reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.

Lyrics:
Don't see my ones, don't see my guns - get it Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia I don't know what the hell's stoppin' ya I'm clockin' ya - Versace shades atchin' ya Once ya grin, I'm in game, begin
TRNSL:
Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. I'm having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you.

Lyrics:
First I talk about how I dress and this And diamond necklaces - stretch Lexuses The sex is just immaculate from the back I get Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the Climax that your man can't make Call and tell him you'll be home real late Let's sing the break
TRNSL:
I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind. Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He needn't be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you won't be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also.

Lyrics:
She's sick of that song on how it's so long Thought he worked his until I handled my biz There I is - major pain like Damon Wayans Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan Schemin' - don't bring your girl 'round me True player for real, ask Puff Daddy
TRNSL:
Your current love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member. After I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently and immorally. It would be in your best interest to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy.

Lyrics:
You - ringin' bells with bags from Chanel Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell She beeped me, meet me at twelve
TRNSL:
Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight.

Lyrics:
Where you at? Flippin' jobs, playin' car notes? While I'm swimmin' in ya women like the breast stroke Right stroke, left stroke what's the best stroke Death stroke - tongue all down her throat Nuthin' left to do but send her home to you I'm through - can ya sing the song for me, boo?
TRNSL:
You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that they leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for their presence.

Lyrics:
So, what's it gonna be? Him or me? We can cruise the world with pearls Gator boots for girls The envy of all women, crushed linen Cartier wrist-wear with diamonds in 'em The finest women I love with a passion Ya man's a wimp, I give that ass a good thrashin'
TRNSL:
The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom do you choose as your sexual partner. I can take you on cruises around the world. I will dress you in the finest jewelry and footwear. You will be envied by women worldwide in your fine clothes and jewelry. There is a special place in my heart for beautiful women. I will defeat your man in an altercation because he is effeminate.

Lyrics:
High fashion - flyin' into all states Sexin' me while your man masturbates Isn't this great? Your flight leaves at eight Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds Lyrically I'm supposed to represent I'm not only the client, I'm the player president
TRNSL:
You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life! I'll return you to LaGuardia in time to catch your 8 o'clock flight. The timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9 o'clock. I'll seduce her in the same way that I seduced you. I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my hometown. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.

USSSA WORLD SERIES OF POKER TOURNAMENT

USSSA WORLD SERIES POKER EVENT



July 19th

Shorelake- Clubhouse 3035 Maritime

Elk Grove, CA

Tournament will start at 11am. Doors open for check-in at 10:30am.

$40 entry fee

Entry fee will include snacks, soda, water, and a great BBQ Dinner!!

We will also offer optional re-buys for the first few rounds

We have great prizes for the final table participants

PLASMA TVs WILL BE GIVEN AWAY

along with USSSA poker finalist & champion hats/shirts

We will also give away softball and baseball gear

Gift certificates, door prizes, bad beat prizes, high hand prizes and much much more!!!

Food will be supplied FREE by the team and Poppa Ashers BBQ

Late comers can buy-in when they arrive BUT might be alternates

We will be pre selling tickets, so purchase tickets early to guarantee your spot!

ALL TEAM UTRIPN MEMBERS WILL HAVE TICKETS FOR SALE

Contact: E-mail edson.barrantes@gmail.com if you are interested in tickets/

Golfing accuracy

I'm a terrible golfer, I know I know that's shocking to some of you. But, if you think you are good, watch what this girl does and then re-analyze your skills. It doesn't hurt that she's pretty hot too....


EMBED-Hot Girl Pulls Off Insane Golf Trick Shot - Watch more free videos

Press Conference Remix....

Check out this video with clips of some of the greatest press conferences. Also you will notice the wonder that Auto-tune does for the music industry. "We talkin' about practice." Make sure you watch and leave your comments....

Tennis video....

I know you are shocked right now, because I have posted some tennis news. It's not really news, it's just a video. This is perhaps the greatest display of athleticism I have seen in one single tennis rally. I don't know this dude's name, but he caught my attention. Check out the video and leave your comments.

Random Notes and Thoughts....

Monday afternoons are boring...I enjoy hanging out with my friends...There's a difference between friends and acquaintances, don't get it twisted, just cuz I give you a head nod it doesn't mean we are friends...Damm I got another wedding to attend next year, congrats to Nick and Lauren...Weddings are cool, but at the same time they aren't that cool...Of all the weddings I have attended none of the married people have been divorced, so I think I'm the lucky charm....I know people that have been married and divorced already, but they didn't invite me to their wedding so that's why it didn't work out...Umpiring in Sac is way better than umpiring in Fresno...There's a particular girl that plays softball that I think is absolutely sexy as hell...Girls are mysterious, they never let you know what you want to know, but damm we always try to figure out their motives...What's harder to figure out the DaVinci Code or Girls?...I had too much fun in Carson City, well that's what I was told, I'm not sure I remember the fun parts...Hangovers are terrible...I play softball more than you think...Don't question why I do some of the things I do, the bottom line is I do them, so accept them or get over them...I'm not a dick, OK perhaps I am, but I'm brutally honest thus people thinking I'm a dick...My confidence gets confused for cockiness, I'm sorry you're insecure and lack the swag I got...Lil' Wayne still sucks...If you are not over someone don't start liking someone else, that's just f*cked up to both people...Just because you got the looks doesn't give you the right to act retarded...I always wonder if people want to be idiots their whole lives or they just can't control that part of their life...Again, let me reiterate, I don't give a f*ck what you think about me...I'm who I am because of me, not because of what you may or may not think of me...I'm not fast...Some people say I'm tall, I'm only 6'1 and I don't think that's tall...I'm getting back in the weight room...No, I'm not working out because it's "Lake Season" I'm doing it, because I'm finally back to 100% healthy...Damm sports injuries take a toll, who knew all those previous injuries would catch up to me all of a sudden...People have thought I was white, people have also thought I was Mexican...I guess my ethnicity will never be guessed right away...The Lakers and Magic are squaring off in the NBA Finals...LeBron James couldn't make the NBA happy by leading his team to the finals, where he would of squared off against Kobe...I guess all those Kobe-LeBron Nike puppet commercials weren't foreshadowing anything...Oh well, it's the "Black Mamba" against "Superman" now, and I'm hoping to attend at least one game...Kids stay in school, don't do drugs, have safe sex, and drink but never drive...