Current State of Mind

Believe it or not there are people that live in Sacramento and have no clue it's the capitol of Cali....Fuckin' retards....If I have to hear another Barack Obama conspiracy theory I'm going to punch someone...If you want to be Republican get the fuck out of California because your vote means shit in this state...The SNL spot with Will Farrell and Tina Fey making fun of George W Bush and Sarah Palin was hilarous...I keep hearing this is the most important election ever....I think I heard that four years ago....The US is in a fucked up economic state....Warren Buffett is a genious and if you don't know who he is google him....People need to get educated....Right now is a great time to invest because you can stretch your dollar more due to market prices being so fucked...I wish I had the funds to invest....If I meet Skip Bayless, I probably would call him an idiot...The three I's: Innovators, Imitators, Idiots. Which I are you?...The Lakers will win the NBA championship....The Dodgers better resign Manny....Playboy is getting played out simply because these girls all look the same...There's more whores on myspace than at Hef's crib....It's sexy to flaunt all your goodies on myspace but it eliminates you from wifey material....Girls with no self respect are necessary for clubs and bars to make money....Read the book from Underdogs to Wonderdogs and learn all about how my alma mater made history...If a girl makes me hard she better finish the job. Don't tease me and then get off my bed and say you gotta go. The fuck is that all about....I will join the mile high club before I leave this earth....I'm addicted to my Blackberry...The iPhone needs to be available to more than just AT&T customers...The Blackberry Storm will make everyone forget about the infamous iPhone...Girls love to play Rockband and Guitar Hero...Ladies: Please make sure you wear a thong or no underwear with white pants/shorts. Actually there is no reason to wear anything other than a thong....Sarah Palin got featured in a story on ESPN's Outside the Line....I got a serious school boy crush on Megan Fox. I would love to motorboat her and eat her pussy for hours. She's all that folks....If you aren't in college and hitting the bars daily it's hard as hell to meet girls....Online dating is the ultimate sign of desperation....Pride alone would never let me participate in online dating...I need a million bucks....I agree with Ant, Lil' Wayne is overrated and played the fuck out...Radio rap is whack....Give me Warren G's "Regulate...G Funk Era" over any of Lil' Wayne's albums...California has the worst NFL teams currently....I'm out like Greg Oden was before halftime against the Lakers....

Football at its Finest

If you haven't seen this video, I'm not sure what the hell you do with your time. Just check it out, and tell me if you didn't laugh so I can send a doctor to check your pulse. I think all refs should take notes and not be afraid. I'm betting on the under on every game he refs from now on.

A day in Hell or Not???

For the most part people dislike work. But today was worse than usual for me. We had digital media training from 9a-5pm. You want to talk about boring. First of all, I know enough about the internet that I didn't need half of what we went through today. Now don't get me wrong, I learned an awful lot. First of all the Internet Advertising Board has a great website. There's also a lot of things people have no idea about which makes it so difficult to get potential advertisers to use the internet as an advertising medium. However, I was surprised by the beginner type of instruction we received today. Some of the stuff I learned my first year in college. While others, I felt like I learned in high school. Google analytics was part of our discussion. I use google analytics to see traffic on this blog. OK so perhaps it wasn't THAT BAD of a training. But, the fact that we were in a room from 9a-5pm made it THAT BAD. All in all I learned a lot of stuff. Probably more than I will use when discussing the digital medium to potential advertisers. Nonetheless, I am equipped with an absurd amount of knowledge on the digital forum. Not to mention that I run this website as well as CV ATHLETES so I kind of have an idea of what is going on. Like always kids enjoy your day and stay in school and get educated. Besides the girls in college are far hotter than the ones you will date if you don't attend college. I'm out!!

Tailgating

OK OK we have all tailgated before. Whether it was for football, baseball, basketball or just because we wanted to. But have you ever tailgated in a truckpool. Now that is how they roll at UMASS. Oh by the way read here and find out what happened to the guy that was at this party.

I'm baaackkkk

Let me apologize to my faithful readers (all three of you), but times have been busy for me as of late. As you might of heard I'm now a resident of the capitol of California. Aww the beautiful city of Sacramento now has the privilege of collecting Edson's taxes. You know, I keep hearing the city is cool, but I have yet to find out myself. Once I get a list of the top ten bars it is on. For now just expect me to work my ass off. I know you just want more freakin' blogs. But guess what, life is not all about you. Or is it? I'll work on it though. But I gave you a hot pic of Scarlett Johansson (man she's hot).

Ladies can fight too

Move over Ron Artest, Stephen Jackson and the rest of the hoodlums involved in the Pistons-Pacers infamous brawl a few years back. The ladies want center stage. Dunking sensation, Candace Parker, gets involved in a melee in Detroit. It's obvious that they should take away basketball teams from the city Detroit, since all they do is fight.

P.S. Rick Mahorn is a douche bag for shoving Lisa Leslie.

Check out the video below and leave your comments:

Brett Favre

Any fan that is willing to give up their entire crop just to honor Brett Favre is a true fan. The Packers management should be shot for running this guy out of town. Do you guys forget he is the Packers? Get over it Ted Thompson, bring Favre back or let him go. Personally, I'm hoping to see Favre in a purple jersey shoving it to the Packers in the playoffs. Aww that would be great.

Tennis Star in Playboy

I'm not one to condone the purchase of Playboy. With the internet, you don't need to buy a magazine. But, today is a special day. Ashley Harkleroad, WTA tennis pro, graces the cover of this month's Playboy. Which is out today. Check out this link for more photos click here and especially here.

If you are a complete pervert like 95% of the people I know, the full-nude pictures are on the internet. You can check all of Ashley out by clicking the links on THIS PAGE.

Jose Canseco gets KO'd

How dumb can a man be? It's not enough to be a snitch. It's not enough to isolate yourself from the sport that made you famous. Now Canseco has made a bigger idiot out of himself (like that's possible). The former bash brother got knocked out in the first round of a celebrity boxing match by former NFL player Via Sikahema.

Check out this video for a glimpse of the match:

Josh Hamilton: A Great Story

In case you have been living under a rock and you missed the greatest round in the history of the Home Run Derby, Josh Hamilton hit 28 homeruns in his first round. Yes I know he didn't win the Derby, but he left his mark on the event. Do you realize that 28 homeruns is a ridiculous number. Josh Hamilton has been a great story all year and I'm ready to say just give him the MVP award now.

Watch Hamilton's historic first round:

Minor League Coach goes nuts

This is Wichita Wingnuts coach Kash Beauchamp. This is one of the better tirades, I swear sometimes I think they rehearse this crap at home. You, sir are now a youtube celebrity.

Welcome to Hotlanta

I'm a huge hip-hop fan. We know Atlanta is where the playas hang out and finding a nightclub is not a problem. The Atlanta Falcons current draft picks, QB Matt Ryan and OL Sam Baker, received a welcome they probably weren't expecting. As you are looking at the video, can't you see Matt and Sam asking each other, "Dude where is that Ludacris guy? I thought Atlanta was a cool city?"

Oh boy, I hope the colleges aren't using these tactics for recruiting if so, we can see why national championships have evaded the city of Atlanta. After watching that I can see why the Braves even suck now.

I think the NFL rookies were looking for something like this:

Jermaine Dupri feat. Ludacris - Welcome To Atlanta
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Former NFL player arrested....weird

Former NFL kicker Tony Zendejas is showing the world that even kickers can be thugs. Zendejas was arrested yesterday for 'allegedly' drugging and raping a woman at his San Dimas sports bar. The best part is in the article by the LA Times, it says, "Mr. Zendejas was shocked and surprised on being advised of the allegations against him." That's weird because they are all always "shocked and surprised."

I bet Matt Jones is shocked and surprise that there was cocaine in his car too. Click here to read that story.

Top Ten Girl Qualities to Avoid dating

All of us guys have all made mistakes in the girls we have chosen. Some we regret, others we blame on alcohol and others, well, we just don't tell anyone about those. But in my 26 years of life, I've learned a thing or two. I've dated my share of crazy chicks, beatufiul girls, athletic-sexy ones, and well crazy chicks. At this point in my life, I can say these are some characteristics you should avoid in a girl; because quite frankly the end result isn't going to be: living happily ever after. We can make exceptions for some girls in some of these categories, but fellas, stay away from them if they possess multiple characteristics on this list.

#1: A girl that requires trying 19 outfits before choosing one, 5 brushes, 3 hair electric appliances, the color wheel in makeup, and 4 other friends to boost her confidence & tell her she looks great in order to get ready to go to the mailbox.

#2: A girl that will never finish her food at a restaurant cuz “I feel fat.”

#3: A girl that will not let you hang out with your friends but instead have to hang out with hers always (there must be a compromise)

#4: A girl that can never leave the house without spending hours to be ready

#5: A girl that will make you change the Super Bowl, World Series, College Football, UFC/Mixed Martial Arts or any other important LIVE sporting event for a re-run of any show!!

#6: A girl that doesn’t want you to ever talk to a girl as long as you are in the relationship but she can talk/dance/flirt with any guy she wants

#7: A girl that gets so sloppy drunk constantly that you have to: carry her out of the bar, and into the car, then out of the car, and into bed…not sexy at all

#8: A girl that has been cheated on….because she will think every guy will cheat on her and she will have major trust issues

#9: A girl your friend has hooked up with, dated, or had a serious relationship with…despite the myth “ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none,” sharing chicks is always a bad idea

#10: A girl with no goals or aspirations in life (be very careful with girls that have babies)….unless you are the sugar daddy type.

I will work on updating this list frequently for my fellow bloggers. But, remember guys if you run across a charateristic that is not listed here feel free to post it. It's going to be great when a girl counters my post with the flawed characteristics, us guys possess. I'll be the first to admit we have a few, just not as many as the species without a Y chromosome.

National Champs!!!

I understand it has been a while since I updated my blog. But excuse me that my alma mater just won the fucking national championship. I've been trying to not wake up in fear that it was all a dream. But face it bitches it's real. The 'Dogs are national champs. Damm it feels good to say that. To all my friends back in New York, now you have officially heard of Fresno State from someone besides me. Shout out to my boy Dusty, who's alma mater, University of San Diego, was one of the victims. He quickly hopped on the bandwagon like the rest of you chumps.



P.S. In case you don't watch sports, the guy in the picture to the left is College World Series Most Valuable Player and TEAM USA member Tommy Mendonca. Something good can come out of Turlock, CA (just a joke).