Because it's my Blog

I'm still trying to get myself back to reality after 4 days in my hometown. I saw friends I hadn't seen in a long time. As always it was good times. But I know you all want something exciting to read. I got nothing, I'm tired and have a lot of real work to actually get done. But you want to know a thing or two about rough sex, Patron and Eddie Murphy click here and read. My boy always post quality information and all you slacks might actually learn something. I'm out and kids stay in school. The new year is right around the corner.

New Mexico Bowl

My alma mater (Fresno State) officially decided prior to the New Mexico Bowl that they would get into the record books. Unfortunately, it was for not being able to tackle. The 'Dogs got ran over by the Colorado State Rams, click here if you really want to see all the records Colorado State broke in this bowl game. The 'Dogs officially ended their disappointing season, well I knew they would disappoint, I just didn't expect them to finish 7-6. So much for all the BCS talk back in August. If you ask me it's time to move on and that means getting rid of coach Pat Hill. Sorry coach, but you have took us as far as you can. It's time for a change. I wonder if Adrian Wiggins will coach our team? Let the Ebahn Feathers era begin!!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

To all my faithful readers I would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas. This is the time to sit back and enjoy a few days with the family. Grab a few drinks, make a few jokes and most importantly give some gifts. Usually I would ask Santa for things such as an X-Box 360, Plasma TV, iMac, PS 3 or some other sort of toy. But, now I'm a bit grown up (so they tell me) and have no need for any of the aforementioned toys (have them already haha), but on top of my list this year I have asked Santa for Megan Fox. Yes, I know I probably won't get her. But, I'll settle for a clone, that's OK with me. No, but seriously Happy Holidays to all and be safe. Make sure you drink during the holidays but don't drive.

Ouch...football injury

WARNING!!! If you have a weak stomach or can't stomach gruesome injuries then don't watch this video. On the other hand, if you are one of those people that enjoys seeing bones go places they are not suppose to then watch it. All I can say is that I feel bad for this guy and my stomach turned while watching this.

Hillary Duff

Is it weird that I find myself looking at Hillary Duff and saying she looks good? She made the cover of Maxim so I'm not the only one with dirty thoughts. Look at her she's all grown up now. It's only a matter of time before she's out doing drugs, drinking and hooking up with girls sort of like Lindsay Lohan. Hey the price they pay to be celebrities. So do you guys think she's a virgin?

Chicago

Just look at the picture and think for a minute. Yes the temperature is correct on that image. Why would anyone not wear a shirt? I have to admit Bears' fans are insane. I don't care if the game had a playoff atmosphere or not, that's some cold ass weather. At least the Bears won...in overtime. I wonder if those guys woke up with pneumonia or some other illness.

Derek Carr to Fresno State

I'm very upset with the Bulldogs and how they played this year. Now with the New Mexico Bowl in about a week, the 'Dogs are looking to end the season on a good note. Yeah whatever, who cares it's the New Mexico Bowl. The talks have already began about highly regarded Derek Carr. Derek is the little brother of former Fresno State quarterback and NFL #1 pick David Carr. People in the valley are already calling the younger Carr the savior of this highly overrated Bulldog football program. The Fresno Bee had an entire article about Carr and whether he can make an instant impact for the 'Dogs next year as a freshman. You should stop by and read that article, just click here. You might agree with the article or might not. I think the 'Dogs need more than just Carr, and besides in my opinion current freshman (redshirting this year) Ebahn Feathers is a bigger threat at the QB position. However, if Pat Hill will continue to; run left, run right, screen left, screen right, then Feathers will not succeed in that offense. Feathers is a crazy athlete with legit 4.4 speed. While Carr is the more "polished" passer, Feathers has an entire year under his belt learning the playbook. But no one knows what Hill will do, I'm pretty much preparing for Ryan Colburn to start next year because Hill never does what should be done.

Derek Jeter is lucky

Minka Kelly the rumored girlfriend of Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter was photographed exiting a car and the world knows she wears underwear. It's good to know that Kelly is a wholesome girl and not anti-underwear in a dress. We all know how Ms. Spears lost it after she was photographed without panties. Back to Kelly and Jeter. The two have been seen together on the sidelines of University of Texas football game. Jeter is no stranger to dating hot girls, his resume is pretty good.

Michael Phelps and girlfriend

Michael Phelps is arguably the greatest Olympian of all-time. But sticking to the retarded theme after my Plax blog, you do have to admit that Phelps is an odd looking dude. But with his fame, Phelps could probably land any hot girl he wants. He could have celebrities if he wanted. But, he's a humble Maryland kid, so he settled for a Vegas cocktail waitress. Her friends call her Caz. I'll give Phelps credit because she's got about 10K invested in her body, if you know what I mean. To see more pictures of her click here. If I was Phelps, I probably would of gone after Minka Kelly, although rumors are she is with Derek Jeter.

Strip Clubs before self-shooting

There is no denying that Plaxico Burress is a retard. OK maybe not clinically a retard, but anyone that shoots themselves qualifies as not smart. The more and more the tax dollars of New York residents are used to investigate the Plax shooting, the more we learn of his retardness. You have to read this to truly understand why the Super Bowl hero shot himself. If I consume two bottles of Patron in a night, I probably would shoot myself too. I love Joey Porter's defense of Plax:

"It's not like he hurt anyone, he only hurt himself."

Yeah that makes it OK! Stay in school kids and don't look up to guys who shoot themselves in the leg and ruin their career.

Barry Sanders Jr.

You guys remember Barry Sanders. You know the running back from the Lions. The one with crazy L2 and R2 moves that no one will ever have. Well he has a son. He's a freshman at a Oklahoma High School. Check out the video below and see how bright his future is. Keep in mind that this is during a varsity game and in the playoffs.

Myspace vs. Facebook

The funny thing in this article by Michael Wolff is the way he describes myspace users. As a fellow myspacer, I don't consider myself a "cretin." So the debate about which social networking site is better, between myspace and facebook continues. I think facebook is the more intelligent social networking site, but myspace is more casual and fun. Sometimes we need to loosen up our ties and untuck our shirts, and that's what myspace provides. But the classy Facebook, is a tool to network. However, which ever site you choose, be careful because they both have stalkers and weirdos. Perhaps more of those kind reside on myspace. Thanks to my boy Dusty's blog "The Breadboard," for bringing that article to my knowledge. Stay safe online world, you can never be too cautious.

De La Hoya done?

Manny Pacquiao put on a boxing display against the bigger more famous Oscar De La Hoya. The Golden Boy didn't stand a chance. It's time for De La Hoya to hang up the gloves and focus on something else. Did he overlook Pacman? I don't know, but I do know he got his ass kicked.

Baseball Winter Meetings

It's that time of the year for all baseball fans. It's time for the winter meetings. The owners, GMs, agents and players all will be meeting each other and discussing money. Even with the current recession for the United States, you can still expect CC Sabathia and Mark Teixeira will still get over $100 million contract. ESPN breaks down the available free agents as well players that are likely to be traded. Click here to read ESPN's article. As a Dodgers' fan, all I want for X-mas is Manny Ramirez and CC Sabathia. But let's be realistic, we aren't getting both. I'm hoping to sign at least one and retain Casey Blake.

Gym Etiquette

Sometimes you just need to laugh. And if you are a meathead on 'roids just so you can not wear a shirt at the beach, then you my friend are a douche.

Entourage Season Finale

My Sundays area all of a sudden going to be very depressing. My favorite TV show of all-time and a pop culture phenomenon "Entourage" is no more for the rest of the year. It feels like this was a short season, but perhaps it wasn't. Now, all "Entourage" fans, like myself, have to wait until the summer for Season 6 to begin. There's always re-runs to get the "Entourage" fix. Hell, I pay for HBO to watch "Entourage," without "The Sopranos," there's nothing else worth anything on HBO besides the boys from Queens.

Amanda Beard sues Tanning Company

Isn't it funny how people will sue over anything? In this story TMZ writes about Amanda Beard suing a tanning company in Florida, for illegally using a photo of her. Beard says she doesn't endorse the company, although it was portrayed that way by using her photo "allegedly." If you ask me, who really cares, but it's a slow day for blogging and there's no need for me to discuss Plaxico Burress and his stupidity.

Friday Night Lights Season 3

I'm going to admit right now that I'm a huge fan of the TV Show Friday Night Lights. I know it's suppose to be a show for teenagers. But, I think my addiction is due partly, because it reminds me of how high school in Dos Palos was for me. Football season was king and since we were good, 39-0 from sophomore to senior year, it reminds me of home. We finished #1 in the state in '98 and '99, my junior and senior seasons respectively. Click here to view our record book for proof. We drank and partied after football games. We had groupies. The town loved us. We got away with whatever in our town of 4,000 people. Hell, we bought beer in the town liquor store. I'm sure if we had a strip club in town, we would of been there. It also doesn't hurt to look at Minka Kelly (Lyla Garrity on the show). For more pics of her click here still not satisfied then click here. I didn't go to school with anyone that looked like that, although I did go to school with some hotties. If you don't have DirecTV and want watch Season 3 now instead of in February on NBC you can watch it here. I did it and the quality was pretty good, needless to say it was worth it. As always stay in school kids and enjoy the show. Tim Riggins is the man.

Lesnar vs. Couture

Brock Lesnar proved he's a step above the Kimbo Slice hype. The former NCAA Wrestling National Champion defeated Randy Couture by knockout in the second round. Lesnar went from being a national champ at the University of Minnesota to making millions for being an entertainer for the WWE. Now he's in the world of Mixed Martial Arts, where it's as real as it gets. And despite not having the experience Couture has, he showed he's got potential tonight.


I only watch the fights because of girls like Arianny Celeste. She's an octagon girl, but she's smokin' hot. Click here to see more of the beauty and my future baby-momma Arianny Celeste.

Best ASS in the world

So there really is a competition that crowns the most beautiful bottom in the world. This years winner is Brazil's Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak. Why are Brazilian women so beautiful?

Nov 4th, 2008

Today is a very important day in our history. Our 44th president is being voted on today. Many of you won't show up to the polls, for various reasons. Many of them very stupid and invalid just to let you know. The whole, "my vote doesn't matter," excuse is ignorant. Then again, many of you that will vote today are also ignorant and not educated enough to make a rational decision. Many of you will vote because mommy and daddy are of this political party. Fuck that, grow up, be your own person and decide on your own. Take some time and do some actual research. That doesn't mean DVR McCain and Obama's commercials and watch them over and over. Get a neutral opinion. Both sides have flaws, but you have to educate yourself on which nominee the country will benefit most from. It's time to be heard, especially everyone in my generation, this is OUR biggest election ever. We have the opportunity to make a change so all you 18-30 yr olds, get out and make it happen. My entire adult life all I've known as president is G.W. Bush (not good experience). I will be heard and you should all be heard.

Big Ben complaining??

I don't make things up. And you serious have to click here to find out what Big Ben from the Steelers is complaining about. I know I wouldn't complain, but then again I'm not an NFL quarterback. Enjoy kids and stay in school.

Current State of Mind

Believe it or not there are people that live in Sacramento and have no clue it's the capitol of Cali....Fuckin' retards....If I have to hear another Barack Obama conspiracy theory I'm going to punch someone...If you want to be Republican get the fuck out of California because your vote means shit in this state...The SNL spot with Will Farrell and Tina Fey making fun of George W Bush and Sarah Palin was hilarous...I keep hearing this is the most important election ever....I think I heard that four years ago....The US is in a fucked up economic state....Warren Buffett is a genious and if you don't know who he is google him....People need to get educated....Right now is a great time to invest because you can stretch your dollar more due to market prices being so fucked...I wish I had the funds to invest....If I meet Skip Bayless, I probably would call him an idiot...The three I's: Innovators, Imitators, Idiots. Which I are you?...The Lakers will win the NBA championship....The Dodgers better resign Manny....Playboy is getting played out simply because these girls all look the same...There's more whores on myspace than at Hef's crib....It's sexy to flaunt all your goodies on myspace but it eliminates you from wifey material....Girls with no self respect are necessary for clubs and bars to make money....Read the book from Underdogs to Wonderdogs and learn all about how my alma mater made history...If a girl makes me hard she better finish the job. Don't tease me and then get off my bed and say you gotta go. The fuck is that all about....I will join the mile high club before I leave this earth....I'm addicted to my Blackberry...The iPhone needs to be available to more than just AT&T customers...The Blackberry Storm will make everyone forget about the infamous iPhone...Girls love to play Rockband and Guitar Hero...Ladies: Please make sure you wear a thong or no underwear with white pants/shorts. Actually there is no reason to wear anything other than a thong....Sarah Palin got featured in a story on ESPN's Outside the Line....I got a serious school boy crush on Megan Fox. I would love to motorboat her and eat her pussy for hours. She's all that folks....If you aren't in college and hitting the bars daily it's hard as hell to meet girls....Online dating is the ultimate sign of desperation....Pride alone would never let me participate in online dating...I need a million bucks....I agree with Ant, Lil' Wayne is overrated and played the fuck out...Radio rap is whack....Give me Warren G's "Regulate...G Funk Era" over any of Lil' Wayne's albums...California has the worst NFL teams currently....I'm out like Greg Oden was before halftime against the Lakers....

Football at its Finest

If you haven't seen this video, I'm not sure what the hell you do with your time. Just check it out, and tell me if you didn't laugh so I can send a doctor to check your pulse. I think all refs should take notes and not be afraid. I'm betting on the under on every game he refs from now on.

A day in Hell or Not???

For the most part people dislike work. But today was worse than usual for me. We had digital media training from 9a-5pm. You want to talk about boring. First of all, I know enough about the internet that I didn't need half of what we went through today. Now don't get me wrong, I learned an awful lot. First of all the Internet Advertising Board has a great website. There's also a lot of things people have no idea about which makes it so difficult to get potential advertisers to use the internet as an advertising medium. However, I was surprised by the beginner type of instruction we received today. Some of the stuff I learned my first year in college. While others, I felt like I learned in high school. Google analytics was part of our discussion. I use google analytics to see traffic on this blog. OK so perhaps it wasn't THAT BAD of a training. But, the fact that we were in a room from 9a-5pm made it THAT BAD. All in all I learned a lot of stuff. Probably more than I will use when discussing the digital medium to potential advertisers. Nonetheless, I am equipped with an absurd amount of knowledge on the digital forum. Not to mention that I run this website as well as CV ATHLETES so I kind of have an idea of what is going on. Like always kids enjoy your day and stay in school and get educated. Besides the girls in college are far hotter than the ones you will date if you don't attend college. I'm out!!

Tailgating

OK OK we have all tailgated before. Whether it was for football, baseball, basketball or just because we wanted to. But have you ever tailgated in a truckpool. Now that is how they roll at UMASS. Oh by the way read here and find out what happened to the guy that was at this party.

I'm baaackkkk

Let me apologize to my faithful readers (all three of you), but times have been busy for me as of late. As you might of heard I'm now a resident of the capitol of California. Aww the beautiful city of Sacramento now has the privilege of collecting Edson's taxes. You know, I keep hearing the city is cool, but I have yet to find out myself. Once I get a list of the top ten bars it is on. For now just expect me to work my ass off. I know you just want more freakin' blogs. But guess what, life is not all about you. Or is it? I'll work on it though. But I gave you a hot pic of Scarlett Johansson (man she's hot).

Ladies can fight too

Move over Ron Artest, Stephen Jackson and the rest of the hoodlums involved in the Pistons-Pacers infamous brawl a few years back. The ladies want center stage. Dunking sensation, Candace Parker, gets involved in a melee in Detroit. It's obvious that they should take away basketball teams from the city Detroit, since all they do is fight.

P.S. Rick Mahorn is a douche bag for shoving Lisa Leslie.

Check out the video below and leave your comments:

Brett Favre

Any fan that is willing to give up their entire crop just to honor Brett Favre is a true fan. The Packers management should be shot for running this guy out of town. Do you guys forget he is the Packers? Get over it Ted Thompson, bring Favre back or let him go. Personally, I'm hoping to see Favre in a purple jersey shoving it to the Packers in the playoffs. Aww that would be great.

Tennis Star in Playboy

I'm not one to condone the purchase of Playboy. With the internet, you don't need to buy a magazine. But, today is a special day. Ashley Harkleroad, WTA tennis pro, graces the cover of this month's Playboy. Which is out today. Check out this link for more photos click here and especially here.

If you are a complete pervert like 95% of the people I know, the full-nude pictures are on the internet. You can check all of Ashley out by clicking the links on THIS PAGE.

Jose Canseco gets KO'd

How dumb can a man be? It's not enough to be a snitch. It's not enough to isolate yourself from the sport that made you famous. Now Canseco has made a bigger idiot out of himself (like that's possible). The former bash brother got knocked out in the first round of a celebrity boxing match by former NFL player Via Sikahema.

Check out this video for a glimpse of the match:

Josh Hamilton: A Great Story

In case you have been living under a rock and you missed the greatest round in the history of the Home Run Derby, Josh Hamilton hit 28 homeruns in his first round. Yes I know he didn't win the Derby, but he left his mark on the event. Do you realize that 28 homeruns is a ridiculous number. Josh Hamilton has been a great story all year and I'm ready to say just give him the MVP award now.

Watch Hamilton's historic first round:

Minor League Coach goes nuts

This is Wichita Wingnuts coach Kash Beauchamp. This is one of the better tirades, I swear sometimes I think they rehearse this crap at home. You, sir are now a youtube celebrity.

Welcome to Hotlanta

I'm a huge hip-hop fan. We know Atlanta is where the playas hang out and finding a nightclub is not a problem. The Atlanta Falcons current draft picks, QB Matt Ryan and OL Sam Baker, received a welcome they probably weren't expecting. As you are looking at the video, can't you see Matt and Sam asking each other, "Dude where is that Ludacris guy? I thought Atlanta was a cool city?"

Oh boy, I hope the colleges aren't using these tactics for recruiting if so, we can see why national championships have evaded the city of Atlanta. After watching that I can see why the Braves even suck now.

I think the NFL rookies were looking for something like this:

Jermaine Dupri feat. Ludacris - Welcome To Atlanta
Music Videos at www.blastro.com

Former NFL player arrested....weird

Former NFL kicker Tony Zendejas is showing the world that even kickers can be thugs. Zendejas was arrested yesterday for 'allegedly' drugging and raping a woman at his San Dimas sports bar. The best part is in the article by the LA Times, it says, "Mr. Zendejas was shocked and surprised on being advised of the allegations against him." That's weird because they are all always "shocked and surprised."

I bet Matt Jones is shocked and surprise that there was cocaine in his car too. Click here to read that story.

Top Ten Girl Qualities to Avoid dating

All of us guys have all made mistakes in the girls we have chosen. Some we regret, others we blame on alcohol and others, well, we just don't tell anyone about those. But in my 26 years of life, I've learned a thing or two. I've dated my share of crazy chicks, beatufiul girls, athletic-sexy ones, and well crazy chicks. At this point in my life, I can say these are some characteristics you should avoid in a girl; because quite frankly the end result isn't going to be: living happily ever after. We can make exceptions for some girls in some of these categories, but fellas, stay away from them if they possess multiple characteristics on this list.

#1: A girl that requires trying 19 outfits before choosing one, 5 brushes, 3 hair electric appliances, the color wheel in makeup, and 4 other friends to boost her confidence & tell her she looks great in order to get ready to go to the mailbox.

#2: A girl that will never finish her food at a restaurant cuz “I feel fat.”

#3: A girl that will not let you hang out with your friends but instead have to hang out with hers always (there must be a compromise)

#4: A girl that can never leave the house without spending hours to be ready

#5: A girl that will make you change the Super Bowl, World Series, College Football, UFC/Mixed Martial Arts or any other important LIVE sporting event for a re-run of any show!!

#6: A girl that doesn’t want you to ever talk to a girl as long as you are in the relationship but she can talk/dance/flirt with any guy she wants

#7: A girl that gets so sloppy drunk constantly that you have to: carry her out of the bar, and into the car, then out of the car, and into bed…not sexy at all

#8: A girl that has been cheated on….because she will think every guy will cheat on her and she will have major trust issues

#9: A girl your friend has hooked up with, dated, or had a serious relationship with…despite the myth “ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none,” sharing chicks is always a bad idea

#10: A girl with no goals or aspirations in life (be very careful with girls that have babies)….unless you are the sugar daddy type.

I will work on updating this list frequently for my fellow bloggers. But, remember guys if you run across a charateristic that is not listed here feel free to post it. It's going to be great when a girl counters my post with the flawed characteristics, us guys possess. I'll be the first to admit we have a few, just not as many as the species without a Y chromosome.

National Champs!!!

I understand it has been a while since I updated my blog. But excuse me that my alma mater just won the fucking national championship. I've been trying to not wake up in fear that it was all a dream. But face it bitches it's real. The 'Dogs are national champs. Damm it feels good to say that. To all my friends back in New York, now you have officially heard of Fresno State from someone besides me. Shout out to my boy Dusty, who's alma mater, University of San Diego, was one of the victims. He quickly hopped on the bandwagon like the rest of you chumps.



P.S. In case you don't watch sports, the guy in the picture to the left is College World Series Most Valuable Player and TEAM USA member Tommy Mendonca. Something good can come out of Turlock, CA (just a joke).

Breaking News!!!

This just in....Tiger Woods is apparently good. I don't have to state the obvious on my blog, but I mean 14 major championships, yeah that qualifies as good. Oh, by the way there is a rumor that Tiger is just coming back from knee surgery.

Cinderella still in Omaha!!

Believe it sports fans, the Fresno State baseball team is 1-0 in the CWS. The next opponent for this improbable run is the University of North Carolina. The Tar Heels are the #2 team in the nation, but who cares. The 'Dogs have already defeated the #3 (Arizona State) and #6 (Rice) teams in the nation. The team that hasn't been to the CWS since 1991 is more than happy to be there, but might as well try and win it while they are there is what one Bulldog player said. The 'Dogs are unsure of who will pitch tomorrow, but if they score 17 runs again it won't matter if I'm on the mound. Check out the links below to catch some videos from Fresno's sports reporter George Takata in Omaha. In one video George compares the 'Dogs to the Red Sox team that won the World Series and Johnny Damon deemed "a bunch of idiots."

Video of young fans in Omaha

Video comparing Bulldogs to World Series Champions Red Sox

Tough enough?

In order for the Lakers to extend the playoffs past Tuesday, Pau Gasol, is going to have to toughen up. Gasol has been manhandled in the low block by a more aggressive and physical Boston Celtics team. We know Gasol is a skilled big man, but enough already we need a few elbows to fly. Does this Spaniard have a mean streak? Tomorrow night will be a good time for it. Kobe is going to have to be on fire, I'm talking NBA Jam the net is on fire kind of game. I'm sure Phil Jackson has lost some sleep trying to figure out what defense must be played to contain Paul Pierce. It's obvious no one is going to stop "The Truth," but can someone at least prevent him from getting easy layups off the pick-n-roll. Remember how the Wizards beat up on Bron Bron, well maybe the Lakers can get some attitude and play tougher than they have been. I know I know, the Lakers are an offensive team, that doesn't play physical, but in order to make it to a Game 7 they better have some intensity, hunger and a lot more physicality than in the past few games.

A ban on swimsuits

There's not effing way I could live in a city that has a ban on two-piece bathing suits. Yes, it's true and this city is in the United States. To find out where this place is click here and learn about it. Could you imagine no pics like this:








You get the point...at least I hope you do.

'Dogs to CWS

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I'm not going to brag much about my alma mater. Let's just say they are the lowest seed ever to make it to the baseball college world series. Bring on the Rice Owls, and good luck to the 'Dogs. Hell, no one gave us a chance against the Sun Devils. And on paper ASU is superior to Rice. The Bulldogs' first game is Sunday. Click here for all your CWS info and more on the 'Dogs.

Lakers choke in Game 4

You have to be kidding me. The Lakers have basically gift wrapped the NBA championship rings for the Celtics. Thursday night's meltdown was not good by any means. It's going to take a tremendous effort by the purple and gold, plus they will have to win twice in Boston now.

Top Five Girls

I'm going to post who I think are the top 5 girls in my eyes right now. You know this list can change from week to week. But for this week it goes like this:

1. Jessica Biel- Damm JT is one lucky ass dude.


2. Jessica Alba- I know she just became a mother but damm she still looks good. Watch "Good luck Chuck" and "Into the Blue."


3. Kendra Wilkinson- Any girl that looks that good, loves sports and I've seen exposed is automatically on my list.


4. Rosalyn Sanchez- She does a little bit of everything and obviously has the looks.


5. Eva Longoria- Watch "Desperate Housewives" and you will fall in love with her. Damm Tony Parker...



Bonus Pic because Kendra is wearing a Dodgers jersey...