Been M.I.A.

I understand that I have been M.I.A. from the world of blogging. But, it's not completely my fault, just party of it. Although since I miss most of the month of September, all of November and the first half of December I have had plenty of time to analyze my life as a blogger. At times it feels like I fall into the pressure by my peers and at times write about topics they want me to discuss. To this day, I think that is an OK strategy. So perhaps, I will continue to listen to my peers suggestions to kickstart my rants and raves to the blog world.

Lately there has been a few tragedies happening in the public eye, and no I'm not talking about Tiger coming out with his new nickname of "Chetah" or being named Man of the Decade by Trojan...

It saddens me that the NFL lost Chris Henry at the young age of 26. Yes, Chris Henry had a rough life and at times it seemed like he was letting himself spiral out of control. Mr. Henry, was out of football last year basically. The Bengals, brought him and back and resurrected his career, not stats wise but nonetheless as a career. From the talks throughout the league, Chris Henry had grown up a lot. He was no longer the pot smoking, gun toting, law breaking youngster he was when he first arrived in the NFL and even during his time at West Virginia. Chris Henry had become a man. He had credited his fiancee for helping him stay clear of trouble and being a better person. His teammates all praised him. I'm 27 years old, so Chris Henry is my peer. It's unfortunate to learn of someone losing their life when it's just beginning to make sense to them. Why is when you learn from all your mistakes that you must be taken away? These are things we will never know the answers to.

Also staying in the celebrity circle, the actress Brittany Murphy lost her life at age 32 on December 20, 2009. Murphy was known for her role in "Clueless," but to me and many other males she was the girl that made Eminem spit crazy flows at the end of "8 Mile." I'm no film critic, but I like Murphy in "8 Mile." As far as her other movies go, I have no idea. What I do know is that 32 is way too young to die due to cardiac arrest.

My prayers and condolences go out to both the Henry and Murphy family. Also to all their friends and loved ones. If there is anything we can learn from these two tragedies it's that life is short and we must enjoy every second we are alive.

Got Hops??

This kid did a bounce-over-someone-standing-in-between-the-legs dunk. Yeah, it sounds impossible and complicated but he achieved it. Check the video out to believe it for yourself. It's sort of like the juror in shorts, hard to believe, but there's video that proves this. I remember when I was dunking like that in my backyard...



Also check out the video below and see Guy Dupuy who is in the video above as he has dunk #4, #2 and the #1 dunk. It's clear to say Guy has crazy hops, sort of like myself in my younger days.

Juror rocks shorts to Jury Duty

I like to bring you people things that will entertain you and help pass the time. Usually, my discussions will revolve around sports, women and funny videos. Occasionally, I like to drop some knowledge to some of you that..well have no knowledge. Let me tell you about a friend of mine that is currently doing his civil service, as a juror, at Sacramento County Court. The details of the case he's serving are irrelevant. What I do know, is this guy asked the bailiff if there was anyway he could wear shorts; due to his "ball sweat" problem. He explained to the bailiff how it was hard for him to focus with "ball sweat", and this guy was very well aware of the no shorts policy as I have copied onto this blog. Read the Dress Code and Code of Conduct below.

Found at: http://www.saccourt.ca.gov/jury/reporting.aspx

Dress Code and Code of Conduct

Be alert and courteous. You may bring a book to read while you are waiting for court to begin, or during recesses, but you will not be permitted to read while court is in session. If you have a pager or a cellular phone, you must turn it off or switch it to vibration mode while court is in session. Please dress appropriately for the courtroom. Business or casual attire is suggested. Shorts and tank tops are not acceptable. Any juror not appropriately dressed will be excused to return the next court day in appropriate attire. The temperature of the jury assembly area and courtrooms can be unpredictable. Jurors are encouraged to dress accordingly.

So now we all understand that shorts are not allowed. But, Mr. Juror, asked the bailiff and explained his "ball sweat" problem. The bailiff then asked the judge. It was the bailiff that pulled the juror to the said and explained to him, that he had been granted an exemption to rock shorts to jury duty. I guess rules are meant to be broken a little. So what's the point of this blog you ask? Well think about it, if a state rule can be amended just by asking, it should serve as a lesson for you all. Always ask, because you never know what can happen. Today three guys wore shorts, because of said juror's guts to ask the bailiff. The juror is now the man amongst the other men serving on the same jury. He will soon become the foreman of the deliberations. Soon, everyone serving jury duty will not be scared to ask if they can wear shorts. Remember friends, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people...

I leave you today with some knowledge. And knowledge is the ammunition some of you idiots need to get by in this cruel cruel world.

Extra credit: I'm suppose to be getting a photo from said juror to prove he wore shorts to the courthouse to serve jury duty. Once the photo has been received it will be posted...

Why wouldn't you be a Duck??

We have all heard about the million and three Nike uniform combinations the University of Oregon can make with their football uniforms. Yes, Nike, gives them plenty of free clothing and donates tons of money. Watch that video and check out the tour of what apparently is a training center/locker room. If I was a football player at Oregon, that would be my home. It's not only state of the art, but it has some erotic feel to it. I think they left out the part of the naked blondes that give massages after the games. Why aren't more blue-chip athletes going to Oregon? Can you imagine if USC or Florida had this kind of training center and that many Nike uniforms?

OUCH!!!

I've been told that every once in a while, I use clever lines to describe a picture...I got nothing for this one, because looking at it just pains me. I'm no doctor, but I think his leg is broken.

Justin Timberlake is back...

So JT dates Jessica Biel. That's enough for me to hate him. He appeared on Saturday Night Live this past weekend and again the bastard was funny. At some point I'll admit openly that I'm a JT fan, but I'm not ready to do it on my blog. Check out the skit on SNL below and also his follow up song to the hit "Dick in a Box." I dare you to try not to laugh....




Video of "Motherlover" the follow up to "Dick in a Box"

High School football Player saves 22 Lives

It's not everyday we hear good news about an athlete. In this day an age we seem to constantly hear about all the negatives athletes do. Such things have ranged from Mike Vick's dog fighting business, Plaxico shooting himself, Starbury filming himself doing weird things, Stallworth's 26 days in jail for manslaughter while intoxicated, etc. I could go on for a long time and list the many negative stories that are portrayed constantly about athletes. So today, I'm taking some time to highlight a hero. Yes, a high school senior, that is the #19 best defensive end in the nation and #8 overall prospect in the state of Mississippi, Kaleb Eulls put his life on the line to save 22 other high school and younger students on a bus.

It was a routine Tuesday morning for the kids in western Mississippi heading to school. Until a fellow student, stepped on the bus with a .380 semi-automatic handgun and started threatening students on the bus. The 6'4 255 lbs Eulls became the hero that day, as he did what many of us would never think of doing. Eulls, tried to reason with the armed student and eventually just took the gun away without any concern for his well being. To read the complete story please click here, and for at least one day let's remember that not all athletes are selfish.

Brett Favre unretires....AGAIN!!!

Shocking news!!! Brett Favre unretires again. Seriously, I don't even know why the heck I'm even writing about this, because Brett Favre news has been played out now. We all knew he was going to play this year. We all knew he was going to play when he said he was retired two years ago. No one believes #4, the dude doesn't want to walk away from the game. If you didn't know he was back in the NFL, then shame on you.

EXTRA CREDIT: That Michael Vick guy also managed to get a two-year contract from the Philly Eagles. Vick has been out of the game for the last two years, he was on vacation spending some quality time alone. The NFL season is shaping up to be a good one. Let's get the season started chumps...

Starbury is....

I was always taught not to judge people without knowing them. Well, I don't know Stephon Marbury at all. Quite honestly at this point I don't want to meet the man that finished the year with the Celtics. Marbury has had an odd summer to say the least. He has ate vaseline, yelled at a webcam and now well make your own assumption and watch the video below. It may leave you speechless.

Education at its finest....

This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at the school district's ebonics translation competition.

Assignment:
Please translate the following song lyrics from ebonics to standard English.
Artist: Notorious B.I.G.
Album: Ready to Die
Song: One more chance (remix)

Lyrics:
First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin' money Those the ones I like 'cause they don't get nathan' But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation Garbage, I turn like doorknobs Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever However, I stay coochied down to the socks Rings and watch filled with rocks
TRANSLATION:
As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and whores. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

Lyrics:
And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee As I lay down laws like I lay carpet Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit
TRNSL:
I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native merican reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.

Lyrics:
Don't see my ones, don't see my guns - get it Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia I don't know what the hell's stoppin' ya I'm clockin' ya - Versace shades atchin' ya Once ya grin, I'm in game, begin
TRNSL:
Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. I'm having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you.

Lyrics:
First I talk about how I dress and this And diamond necklaces - stretch Lexuses The sex is just immaculate from the back I get Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the Climax that your man can't make Call and tell him you'll be home real late Let's sing the break
TRNSL:
I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind. Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He needn't be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you won't be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also.

Lyrics:
She's sick of that song on how it's so long Thought he worked his until I handled my biz There I is - major pain like Damon Wayans Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan Schemin' - don't bring your girl 'round me True player for real, ask Puff Daddy
TRNSL:
Your current love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member. After I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently and immorally. It would be in your best interest to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy.

Lyrics:
You - ringin' bells with bags from Chanel Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell She beeped me, meet me at twelve
TRNSL:
Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight.

Lyrics:
Where you at? Flippin' jobs, playin' car notes? While I'm swimmin' in ya women like the breast stroke Right stroke, left stroke what's the best stroke Death stroke - tongue all down her throat Nuthin' left to do but send her home to you I'm through - can ya sing the song for me, boo?
TRNSL:
You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that they leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for their presence.

Lyrics:
So, what's it gonna be? Him or me? We can cruise the world with pearls Gator boots for girls The envy of all women, crushed linen Cartier wrist-wear with diamonds in 'em The finest women I love with a passion Ya man's a wimp, I give that ass a good thrashin'
TRNSL:
The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom do you choose as your sexual partner. I can take you on cruises around the world. I will dress you in the finest jewelry and footwear. You will be envied by women worldwide in your fine clothes and jewelry. There is a special place in my heart for beautiful women. I will defeat your man in an altercation because he is effeminate.

Lyrics:
High fashion - flyin' into all states Sexin' me while your man masturbates Isn't this great? Your flight leaves at eight Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds Lyrically I'm supposed to represent I'm not only the client, I'm the player president
TRNSL:
You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life! I'll return you to LaGuardia in time to catch your 8 o'clock flight. The timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9 o'clock. I'll seduce her in the same way that I seduced you. I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my hometown. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.

USSSA WORLD SERIES OF POKER TOURNAMENT

USSSA WORLD SERIES POKER EVENT



July 19th

Shorelake- Clubhouse 3035 Maritime

Elk Grove, CA

Tournament will start at 11am. Doors open for check-in at 10:30am.

$40 entry fee

Entry fee will include snacks, soda, water, and a great BBQ Dinner!!

We will also offer optional re-buys for the first few rounds

We have great prizes for the final table participants

PLASMA TVs WILL BE GIVEN AWAY

along with USSSA poker finalist & champion hats/shirts

We will also give away softball and baseball gear

Gift certificates, door prizes, bad beat prizes, high hand prizes and much much more!!!

Food will be supplied FREE by the team and Poppa Ashers BBQ

Late comers can buy-in when they arrive BUT might be alternates

We will be pre selling tickets, so purchase tickets early to guarantee your spot!

ALL TEAM UTRIPN MEMBERS WILL HAVE TICKETS FOR SALE

Contact: E-mail edson.barrantes@gmail.com if you are interested in tickets/

Golfing accuracy

I'm a terrible golfer, I know I know that's shocking to some of you. But, if you think you are good, watch what this girl does and then re-analyze your skills. It doesn't hurt that she's pretty hot too....


EMBED-Hot Girl Pulls Off Insane Golf Trick Shot - Watch more free videos

Press Conference Remix....

Check out this video with clips of some of the greatest press conferences. Also you will notice the wonder that Auto-tune does for the music industry. "We talkin' about practice." Make sure you watch and leave your comments....

Tennis video....

I know you are shocked right now, because I have posted some tennis news. It's not really news, it's just a video. This is perhaps the greatest display of athleticism I have seen in one single tennis rally. I don't know this dude's name, but he caught my attention. Check out the video and leave your comments.

Random Notes and Thoughts....

Monday afternoons are boring...I enjoy hanging out with my friends...There's a difference between friends and acquaintances, don't get it twisted, just cuz I give you a head nod it doesn't mean we are friends...Damm I got another wedding to attend next year, congrats to Nick and Lauren...Weddings are cool, but at the same time they aren't that cool...Of all the weddings I have attended none of the married people have been divorced, so I think I'm the lucky charm....I know people that have been married and divorced already, but they didn't invite me to their wedding so that's why it didn't work out...Umpiring in Sac is way better than umpiring in Fresno...There's a particular girl that plays softball that I think is absolutely sexy as hell...Girls are mysterious, they never let you know what you want to know, but damm we always try to figure out their motives...What's harder to figure out the DaVinci Code or Girls?...I had too much fun in Carson City, well that's what I was told, I'm not sure I remember the fun parts...Hangovers are terrible...I play softball more than you think...Don't question why I do some of the things I do, the bottom line is I do them, so accept them or get over them...I'm not a dick, OK perhaps I am, but I'm brutally honest thus people thinking I'm a dick...My confidence gets confused for cockiness, I'm sorry you're insecure and lack the swag I got...Lil' Wayne still sucks...If you are not over someone don't start liking someone else, that's just f*cked up to both people...Just because you got the looks doesn't give you the right to act retarded...I always wonder if people want to be idiots their whole lives or they just can't control that part of their life...Again, let me reiterate, I don't give a f*ck what you think about me...I'm who I am because of me, not because of what you may or may not think of me...I'm not fast...Some people say I'm tall, I'm only 6'1 and I don't think that's tall...I'm getting back in the weight room...No, I'm not working out because it's "Lake Season" I'm doing it, because I'm finally back to 100% healthy...Damm sports injuries take a toll, who knew all those previous injuries would catch up to me all of a sudden...People have thought I was white, people have also thought I was Mexican...I guess my ethnicity will never be guessed right away...The Lakers and Magic are squaring off in the NBA Finals...LeBron James couldn't make the NBA happy by leading his team to the finals, where he would of squared off against Kobe...I guess all those Kobe-LeBron Nike puppet commercials weren't foreshadowing anything...Oh well, it's the "Black Mamba" against "Superman" now, and I'm hoping to attend at least one game...Kids stay in school, don't do drugs, have safe sex, and drink but never drive...

Real or Fake?

To all you tennis fans out there in the world, now I see why you are a fan. OK, seriously are they real or fake? I mean let's think about this for a minute, we have never seen a tennis player with a set of +2s like these. Obviously she's not in the same level as the Williams sisters or the other females that are good at tennis. But, this chick is worth watching run around, I mean come on guys tell me you don't want to see her run from baseline to baseline. If you are interested in her name it's Simona Halep and she's from Romania, go figure another female tennis player not from America. OK perverts, she's only 17 so quit googling her, and she's going to have breast reduction surgery.

Day after B-Day

For the first time since my 18th birthday, I woke up the day after my b-day without a hangover. My 27th birthday was yesterday, and I didn't consume one alcoholic beverage at all. It's pretty much an impressive feat, considering the last 8 birthdays have included a lot of alcohol and many blurry memories. Why didn't I drink you ask? Well it was a Wednesday, and I'm just getting old I guess. I've grown up a bit and matured (so I tell myself). In conclusion, I'm sure this weekend in Carson City/Reno might include a few adult beverages. The important thing is the Dodgers won on my b-day defeating the Mets 2-1.

Extra Credit:

Tonight the Lakers square off in Game 2 against Denver. Phil Jackson is 42-0 in playoff series when he wins the first game. That's a good sign for us Laker fans.

The Cavs are down 1-0. Let's see how the Cavs handle a little adversity. The difference between 'Bron Bron and Kobe was seen yesterday. With time running out at the game and down one, there's no way Kobe isn't taking the last shot. LBJ instead dished it out to D. West who missed a three. I'm sorry but at the end of the game I want my best player shooting the rock, and LBJ doesn't have that mentality YET...Kobe would of took the shot.

Jake Peavy is on the verge of being raded to the White Sox, but he must first waive his no trade clause. I wouldn't waive sh*t, leave the beaches and babes of San Diego to hang out in South Side Chi-Town, nah I'm good. I'll stay and continue losing and getting paid.

Kris Allen wins American Idol over the Adam Lambert, I guess America doesn't like dudes rocking nail polish and mascara. I didn't vote, but if I did, I would of voted for Kris. Go ahead, judge me.

Mike Vick is finally home, but on home arrest for two months. Will the NFL reinstated Vick? Who knows, but let's hope he's truly remorseful.

Stay in school kids, and do your homework. I'm out of here.

Conference Finals time

Let me welcome all the loyal Laker haters to my blog. I hope you enjoyed the Conference Semis, because I enjoyed listening to all of you non-sports knowledge having jabronis, talk about how the Lakers were going to lose Game 7. Did you not know the game was in LA? Did you not know that Kobe is nicknamed the "Black Mamba" for a reason. Yes, I know, Kobe didn't put up huge numbers. But, it's apparent he didn't have to, because the Rockets were mentally defeated as soon as they landed in LAX. Now, the same haters, keep telling me the Lakers will not beat the Nuggets. That's cool, and kind of believable because they are playing good ball. But, never bet against Kobe. Hell, never bet against Phil Jackson, dude's got ten rings. Trust me I know, he coached the greatest baller ever, Michael Jordan, but still he's got ten rings. The 'Zen Master' will have his troops ready come tomorrow night. I did my own little bulletin board material research to show you why Kobe will have a little extra fire against these Nuggets. Remember last year when Kobe went for 49 against Denver? After that game J.R. Smith made some asinine comments about Kobe, and don't get me wrong I'm a huge J.R. Smith fan (he was suppose to be a Tar Heel, but decided to go to NBA right out of high school). But do you really want to anger the guy that's "Doing Work." Here's an excerpt of what J.R. Smith said below:

"There’s no need to get all crazy about it," said Nuggets guard J.R. Smith. "Every once in a while some nobody gets a hot hand and score’s a lot of points. No need to panic. Sun shines on a dog’s ass every once in a while. I’m sure that sooner or later he’ll come back to earth. He’ll be back in the D-League before you know it."

You guys can make your own conclusions to his statements. I just don't understand the whole, he'll be back in the D-League before you know it. To read the article that breaks down Smith's statements click here. And let's not forget that the Lakers still have home-court advantage. As long as we can keep Kobe away from those hotel beezys, I'm taking the Lakers in 6.

Extra Credit: I expect the Magic to give the Cavs a run for their money. I know the NBA wants nothing more than a Cavs-Lakers matchup, but the Magic can give them fits. With that said, can anyone really bet against 'Bron 'Bron. I only bet against 'Bron Bron when he's facing "Black Mamba." Shout out to Skip to My Lou aka Rafer Alston, Fresno's State's very own, for being an integral part of the Magic's run to the Conference Finals.

Hmmm....

Just watch this video, because really I'm still shocked this happened. I'm literally still laughing. I've been around baseball for 26 years (my entire life) and have never seen this, not even in little league or high school. HAHA, at least now Lance Odom (pitcher) is famous.

Cassie & Rihanna Naked Pictures

I'm a guy and when I hear of a celebrity having naked pictures leaked, guess what I'm going to check them out. So with the recent news that Cassie and Rihanna have exposed their goodies. I did what any other guy would do, and that was check them out. I can't say I'm disappointed in both young celebrities. What was shocking was discovering that both Cassie and Rihanna are into nipple rings. That's pretty hot. After viewing the pics, I can see why Diddy or P. Diddy (whatever it is this week) keeps Cassie around. On the same note, I reiterate what I said earlier about Chris Brown; he's an idiot. The funny part about this is Cassie's reaction when she found out about the leak...she posted this on her twitter account:

"That’s real foul and evil. Now stop acting like you haven’t seen a titty before."

In case you haven't, below are the links for you guys that want to view these beauties at their best...or in a way us normal guys will never get to see them.


To view Cassie's naked pictures click here.

To view Rihanna's naked pictures click here

Kobe vs. Bron Bron

The Cleveland Cavs are cruising in the playoffs and they are led by no other than Bron Bron James. The guy is pretty good, kind of reminds me of my days in high school, oh wait I didn't play basketball. The Lakers are in a tough series with the Houston Rockets minus Yao Ming and T-Mac. I know usually, teams aren't as good, when their two best players are out of the lineup. Shane Battier looked like Reggie Miller from the three point line yesterday. Right now you are wondering, what's your point? Well take a look at the video below, and tell me the NBA is not praying for the Black Mamba to face The King in the NBA Finals. We are in a recession. The NBA needs the Lakers and Cavs to square off in the finals, so the ratings can be through the roof. The King was this year's MVP, the Black Mamba was last year's MVP. They are without a doubt the two best players in the league (the argument is who is one and who is two). In conclusion, it's time to buckle down Lakers, because the City of Angels is going through a tough time with this Manny thing, so please don't let me down. Let's win a championship...Check out the video below, it's funny and for some reason I started thinking of the movie "Scarface," as this Nike Commercial keeps going.

Eminem's Samba freestyle

The lyrical genius Eminem, has been in Germany promoting his soon to be released album, Relapse. While on a German TV show, the host put Eminem on the spot and asked him to freestyle to a samba beat. You have to check out this video, and I guarantee you laugh. Those darn German's are pretty funny.




If you want to check out the interview of Eminem, check it out here. Em discusses the difficulty he had with drugs and how he's over a year sober now, and also the reason why he loves Germany among other things. Check out interview below.

Erectile Dysfunction???

I love the Dodgers. So needless to say, that today has been a tough day for yours truly. The emotional leader as well as the guy that keeps the clubhouse loose has been suspended for 50 games for violating MLB's banned substance program. Manny Ramirez is the new superstar to be under the microscope after failing the drug test. The first thing that comes to mind to fans is steroids and HGH. However, Manny denies ever using steroids, and instead says he took a medication prescribed to him by his doctor. You can read the stories on ESPN and yahoo by clicking here and here. It is being reported now that the drug that Manny Ramirez apparently took was a fertility drug. Apparently, baseball is opposed to guys being fertile if they have a medical condition. I don't want to be naive, because I'm a huge Dodgers fan, but something tells me Manny may be telling the truth. Who knows? No one, and the problem is that no one will ever know the truth besides Man-Ram. Needless to say, this baseball fan and Dodgers fan is absolutely embarrassed and disappointed in this revelation. Man-Ram will now always be lumped together with other high-profile cheaters such as: Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire, Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez, Roger Clemens, Rafael Palmeiro and Andy Pettitte. Well kids quit drinking Mountain Dew and when you are 36-years-old you won't need to take erectile dysfunction medication. Hopefully the Dodgers can stay in first place until Man-Ram returns to Mannywood.

Relapse is getting closer...

The much anticipate album from Eminem titled Relapse is closer to its release date of May 19th. A new song from the album has been officially released to iTunes. The title of the song is "Old Times Sake" featuring Dr. Dre. I'm liking the new joint and am excited for the release of Relapse. Next Tuesday, Em will release yet another song to iTunes, this one will be titled "Beautiful." Listen to the new song below (there's no video for song yet but you can listen to it) and leave your comments...

Patriots Cheerleaders

It's no secret that Tom Brady can basically sleep with any girl he wants. I mean, his wife, Gisele Bundchen, is well kind of hot. Then there's his ex and baby momma, Bridget Moynahan, who is also hot. So it's safe to say that these Patriots cheerleaders may just not be hot enough for Mr. Brady. But, they are hot enough for me and well this is my blog. To see more pictures of these bikini wearing hotties click here.

Below is a picture of Tom Brady's wife, yes I know guys she's hot, but she's still no Megan Fox.

Bullying leads to suicide....

I'm not one to post sad shit on my blog simply because I like to think of this as my escape. I like my visitors to chuckle, laugh and just forget about the "real world" while they are visiting my blog. But, this is something that made me sick to my stomach. Jaheem Herrera is the second 11-year-old to commit suicide due to bullying at school. That's just absolutely mind-blowing to me. It's bad enough that it happened once, first kid was Carl Joseph Walker-Hoover, but to have two kids take their lives because some idiots think it's funny to bully someone to the point where taking their own lives is the only way they can prevent it. What makes me more sick about this situation is that both set of parents complained to the schools about the bullying their kids were enduring. Yet, apparently nothing was done to stop it, or help these kids out. I'm not happy about this at all, and it's unbelievable that bullying still happens. At some point school districts and parents need to figure out a way to truly explain to kids the dangers of bullying other kids. Both of these stories are way to similar and that should be a freakin' rude awakening. Let's hope that society can do something to help this horrible epidemic of bullying.

New Music Tuesday

When Eminem released his video "We Made You," I posted it on my blog and talked about it being funny. I wasn't completely into the song, but we all knew it was Em doing what Em does with his first single for every album. Well Marshall Mathers has now released his first single. The dark alter-ego to the fun loving Eminem, has the dark song titled "3 A.M." I'm warning you this video is not going to be played on MTV any time soon, but it shows that Eminem has not gotten soft and still has the evil side to him. Enjoy the video and leave your comments...kids keep in mind this is entertainment no need to do what Eminem does in this video.

Which tat is better??

Over the weekend we all got to watch Udonis Haslem large tattoo of the state of Florida covering his entire back. I'm not anti-tats, matter of fact I have two of my own. Although neither one of mine is of a state or as large as Haslem's. Nonetheless, I'm not going to criticize him for getting a tat, but I will criticize him for getting a tattoo of the state of Florida. If it was the state of Cali, then I'd be OK with it. Also as we speak of tats, Ohio State true-sophomore QB Terrelle Pryor decided to add some ink to his forearm. It's official now, Mr. Pryor reps Ohio State and has no plans of transferring now. So what's worse the tat that covers your entire back of the state where you played your college ball or a tat of your school symbol on your forearm? It's debatable, but I'm always up to hear an argument or two...sometimes three.

John Madden retires....

Today is a sad day in the world of football and video games. The legendary broadcaster John Madden has announced his retirement from broadcasting. You are all probably wondering the same thing I am, is there still going to be "Madden" video games. No one really ever understood what Madden was trying to say during his broadcasts, with words such as "BOOM" among others he'd invent Madden was a great character. But, one thing that Madden did manage to do, was making his video game legendary. There is no way you can talk video games with avid sports fans and the "Madden" football games not be in his top 3 choices. ESPN held a "Madden" tournament that was televised, it became a phenomenon.

Every kid, teenager, adolescent and adult played "Madden" into the wee hours of the night. Yes, I'm one of those people. I've been playing "Madden" for as long as I can remember. While in college "Madden" was played daily with friends, and we even managed to turn it into a drinking game. Yes that's six drinks for every touchdown you give up, and take a drink for giving up a first down. The creativity just flows in college. So Mr. Madden I hope you continue the line of video games and you get in the booth and record some more lines for the game. As John Madden would say;

"90 percent of the game is half mental..."

Tennessee's Coach raps....

I'm a big fan of sports. I'm a big fan of hip-hop. But sometimes, sport figures just need to stay away from music. Bruce Pearl is the colorful coach for the Tennessee Men's Basketball team, and he TRIED to rap at the Vol's award banquet. Yes this is the same man that once painted his entire chest Orange for a women's bball game at Tennessee. Don't get me wrong, Pearl is a cool dude and even funnier, but his rapping career should of never started. Check out the video and leave comments...

Ciara is hot....

So Justin Timberlake's girlfriend is Jessica Biel. Who if you have been living under a rock is an absolutely stunning beauty...need proof then click here and here. Watch this music video with JT and Ciara titled "Love, Sex & Magic," and tell me you don't want to switch places with JT. By the way, Ciara keeps getting more and more seductive in each video, I like it...Enjoy boys and leave your comments.

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Hulk Hogan understands OJ??

The Hogan family is still in the news. Yes, Hulk and Linda are still getting divorced. And now the Hulkster has made some shocking comments to the New York Post. To read that article click here. In the article Hulk Hogan says "I totally understand OJ..." It's obvious that Hulk Hogan is upset his wife/soon to be ex-wife is dating a 19-year-old child, and that the kid is banging his wife without having to take viagra. Sorry Hulkster, but you should of took more vitamins and said more prayers. Let's hope that Hulk Hogan doesn't disappoint all the Hulkamaniacs out there and loses his cool i.e. OJ Simpson. Come on Hulk you act like you can't go bang a few 20-year-old blonde chicks that your daughter hangs out with.

New Music Tuesday

I know it's Wednesday...but yesterday was a travel day for me, so didn't have time to update my blog. But nonetheless here's a hot video, "Mujeres in the Club," for all my reggaeton fans featuring one of Hip-Hops' best 50 Cent. The Shady/Afermath/G-Unit superstar from the streets of Queens teams up with the Puerto Rican duo Wisin & Yandel. Check it out and leave your comments...

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Burger King ad pulled

We live in a society that is very sensitive. Sometimes people b*tch and complain about stuff that is irrelevant. We live in a society where someone is always trying to get rich quick. We live in a sue-happy world. Title IX lawsuits, sexual discrimination, wrongful termination, etc etc....don't get me wrong I'm not in favor of groping your co-worker or telling her obscene jokes. But, you and I both know some people will sue for anything. Well Burger King has fallen victim to the ultra sensitivity of the world. Their new ad for the "Texican Whopper" has been pulled, because allegedly it "pokes fun at the Mexican culture." To read more and find out the details about this story click here. I'm a Hispanic that doesn't get offended easily so perhaps that's why this ad doesn't seem like the biggest problem in our world.

Master's Bikini Contest

If you have watched ESPN at all this week, then you are well aware that the Masters started today. Yes, that's golf people. But here's something that caught my attention, there's actually a 2009 Augusta Hooters Miss Par 3 Bikini Contest...say that three times in a row. The picture above is just a sample and I won't steal all the credit so click here to view some really hot pictures of the pageant or click here to view the entire photo gallery. Trust me boys, men and perverts it is worth the two clicks it takes to view all these pictures. CHEERS!!

Nick Diaz reps Stockton, CA

This may come as a shocker to some of you but professional athletes smoke marijuana, pot, trees, herbs, Mary Jane and whatever other cool name there is for cannabis these days. Nick Diaz, an MMA fighter, admitted his use of marijuana and also talks about how he defeats the drug tests. That a boy Nick, way to put the 209 on the map, even if it is for something semi-retarded. It wasn't like Nick admitted his use with the Stockton paper or some little paper, he admitted his use during an interview with The LA Times. Below is part of what Nick told the newspaper, and these are direct quotes.


“I’m more consistent about everything being a cannabis user,” Diaz said in an interview with The Times last week. “I’m happy to get loaded, hear some good music . . . I remain consistent. And I have an easy way to deal with [the drug tests].

“I can pass a drug test in eight days with herbal cleansers. I drink 10 pounds of water and sweat out 10 pounds of water every day. I’ll be fine.”

I've never been a pot smoker, but to each their own. I think if I got my ass beat for a living I might take up some new habits as well. Make sure to check out Nick Diaz square off against Frank Shamrock this Saturday on Showtime. It's OK though, Nick had surgery on his eyes to prevent future cuts. To read that story click here. Good luck to Nick this weekend and keep reppin' the 209, even if it's by making dumb ass statements.

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart

I woke up this morning to hear some tragic news. I know this blog is usually for some laughs and criticism. But today, I take the time to pay my condolences to Nick Adenhart and the other two victims of this car accident. To read the entire story please click here. It's a shame that a kid, because that's what Adenhart was at age 22, can lose his life in a blink of an eye right after pitching six scoreless innings. They have apprehended the suspect, who is believed to have been driving under the influence. Drinking and driving never leads to anything good, and it's my hope that we all can learn from this. I know that we all like to sit back and enjoy some frosty beverages. We love to BBQ and drink. We love to enjoy a couple drinks at the local softball tournament. We love to head to the sports bar, have a few adult beverages then drive home. Some do not even think that drinking and driving is a big issue, but in reality it is. It's a dangerous situation. Although we all claim to be in control when we drink, we need to know better than that. I'm not telling everyone to stop drinking, but I'm telling you all to think when you do consume alcohol. I know it's easier said than done. My prayers go out to the families that lost their children in this accident. Kids stay in school and don't do drugs. If you drink do so responsibly and don't drink and drive....CHEERS!

Picture of the car Nick Adenhart was riding in:

Boobs, Legs or Ass...

It's time for random thoughts by yours truly...UNC slapped Michigan State last night...The Dodgers defeated Jake Peavy for the first time since, well a long time ago...The Lakers slapped the Kings tonight...Did you know that Megan Fox is hot...I've had girls tell me they would let me live out my fantasies. I call bullsh*t on that...I'm starting to realize girls can be all talk...I hate fake people and am disturb more by dumb ass people...I hate the Giants...Sacramento is cool, but it's not the happiest place on earth...Who the hell was the first person to say Disneyland/Disneyworld was the happiest place on earth? Has that person ever been in bed with any of the following: Megan Fox, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Rosalyn Sanchez(Puerto Rican beauty), Eva Mendes and Marissa Miller. That would be the happiest place on earth...






I love women...But some can drive absolutely nuts...Chris Brown is not the smartest guy in the world...Did UCONN B-Ball women really go undefeated for an entire season? Yes they did, wow props to them...I hate the Raiders...I'm fond of people that speak the truth and say what's on their minds...People that change their minds on a daily basis drive me crazy...I drink Diet Pepsi...I play softball competitively, yes there is such a thing...I was once told, "I'm not going to have a relationship with softball." Girls like to have control...I don't like to be controlled, unless it's in the bedroom then we can compromise...No! I won't choke you, whip you with chains, wear furry outfits or any other weird ass fantasy/fetish you may have...You want to fulfill my fantasy get me at least two of the above mentioned girls and it's go time...I don't do "open" relationships...I lived in New York for a couple years...It was cold there, but it was a blast...Girls in the east coast are different than west coast girls...They both have their pros and cons...I used to be infatuated with blondes...I'm diverse now and accept all beautiful girls...Every girl should swallow...If all guys did a survey what would win boobs, legs or ass?..How old is too young to lose your virginity?...What's the acceptable age gap between a couple?...I've never had sex outside or in public. Does that make me boring?..I got friends of all different races...Even got one that's half-black/half-Japanese...I don't give a sh*t if you like me or not...Don't judge me based on what you read on my blogs, I'm way more than words...I write because I can...I don't think as I type, and what is typed on here is not edited....Read at your own risk, if you hate me because of what I typed, maybe that's your insecurity and your personal issues...Don't call me and ask for an apology...It's a freakin' blog and just words...Eminem makes fun of people for entertainment purposes, so think of me as the Eminem of blogs...Kumar is quitting acting to work for President Obama...Baseball season is great...Spring and summer are awesome, just to see girls wearing skimpy clothing all day...If you molest a child you should be killed on the spot...I'm out of here for this edition and kids stay in school, don't do drugs and have safe sex people, we don't need more unwanted kids...

Eminem is Back!!

It's new music Tuesday! Eminem hasn't released a solo music video since 2005. But, to all the Em fans do not fear Slim Shady is back to his old tricks. In perfect Eminem style, this music video "We Made You," makes fun of every celebrity possible from Jessica Simpson to Sarah Palin, and even the Lindsay Lohan & Sam couple to many more. This video is comical and it's Eminem doing what he does best and that's make fun of people. Like some of Eminem's previous singles; "My Name Is,"Without Me," "Lose Yourself" and "The Real Slim Shady"- this is a fun song. It's not Eminem at his finest lyrically, but keep in mind it is his single for the radio, so he can't be Marshall Mathers to the fullest. Check out the video leave your comments and brace yourself for the release of Eminem's Relapse due out on May 19 (a day before my birthday)!

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Flight Instructions with a Twist....

After this video, Southwest Airlines might just get a bit more popular. At least we know that they like to have a little fun on Southwest Airlines. I have yet to hear this in person, but next time I fly I may just request this guy's schedule. Check out the video and leave your comments....

Hip Hop Flight Attendant @ Yahoo! Video

The Best Monday Ever!

Let's face it, we all hate Mondays. In particular, because after a couple of days of massive alcohol consumption, work just doesn't sound like a good idea. But, also because Saturday and Sunday are usually a big day in the world of sports. So us, males, love the weekends. Monday is the farthest day from the weekend, so it's depressing all around. It makes us five days away from our next softball tournament, beer pong tournament, club hopping, strip club visit, sleeping in 'till noon and of course doing absolutely nothing productive with our lives. But ladies and gentleman, boys and a girl, this Monday is different. Why the f*ck do I say that right? It's still five days away from the weekend. But, baseball season gets underway (Go Dodgers), Yankee's new building aka stadium opens up and the NCAA Men's Basketball championships pairs up Michigan State against the Jordan sponsored Baby Blue team (Go Tar Heels). Here's some pics from girls at both colleges enjoy boys!!



So it's basically a great Monday, except for that whole work thing, but don't be scared to use a sick day, personal day or a vacation day. I will be firing up the tri-tip, beers on ice, jagger in the freezer, patron is chilling and I will enjoy this day. This Monday will go down in history as one of the better Mondays ever. This just in, K-Rod gets first save in Met's debut, oh the people in NY are glad not to see a blown save!

LeBron meets Ovie

Alexander Ovechkin is arguably the best hockey player in the world. LeBron James is arguably (I'm picking Kobe) the best basketball player in the world. The Washington Post captured the meeting of these two superstars on video. It's pretty awkward and LeBron admits to never attending a hockey game. Like that's a shock....

Friends with Benefits

Only if this actually happened in real life. I guarantee if this actually did happen, there would be a lot less divorce. On that note, people think twice before jumping into a relationship just so you can say "I'm having sex with my bf or gf so it's OK." Think it out and talk out, maybe you can reach a friends with benefits agreement. Happy viewing people, and I'm still thinking about Jessica Biel stripping in the videos below this post...she's hot!!

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Jessica Biel being a stripper!

Megan Fox is my number one. My number 2 is Jessica Biel. But, there's no denying that Jessica is definitely hot. Check out both videos below; one of her learning the "art" of exotic dancing and the bottom video is the trailer for movie....WOW!!! I can tell you this much I will watch "Powder Blue."

Playboy Mansion rehab

Andrew Bynum is rehabbing his knee. The Lakers know they are a better team with Bynum in the lineup. Bynum gives them a strong presence in the middle. By the looks of this picture it looks like Bynum's knee is getting healthy. Now, some people are making a big deal about Bynum, 21, partying at the Playboy Mansion while his team is on the road. My comeback to that is, you are all just jealous because you weren't invited. Who in their right mind turns down an invite to the Mansion? I, sure as hell would not. As long as Bynum is showing up to his rehab and training meetings with no problem, it doesn't concern me what he does on his spare time. I'm still picking the Lakers to win the NBA Championship...

Bonus Coverage:

UCONN vs. Michigan State: I'm taking Michigan State in this game. You all are wondering why, but it's simple for me. This game is in Michigan. This is basically a home game and Tom Izzo does a great job in the big games. Everyone questioned me when I took Michigan State over the Cardinals this weekend, looks like I was right.

UNC vs. Villanova: This damm Villanova team is scrappy and doesn't quit. But, scrappy and not quitting just doesn't match up with Psycho T and company. Lawson is too much for 'Nova to handle. Everyone get to Costco and purchase the alcohol, tri-tips, etc because it's Final Four time!!

Softball Guy

I play a lot of softball. I play so much softball that someone, has called me softball guy before. However, I am not Jim Rome's version of softball guy. Although I know a few "softball guys," just take the 8 minutes and watch this video you won't regret it. It's hilarous!!